Bud, that isn’t a urinal – you’re supposed to shite in it and it blows your hole clean.
Stop! They are for washing your dick.
Think these have been around for awhile
Burnt the Mickey off me. Them yokes need instructions on the wall.
That joke is so old it’s a grandad joke now
Best blow job you’ve ever had!
He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells!
Bruh tyrone💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Quite literally pissing in the wind there!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you look closely you will in fact notice that this is actually a Dyson hand dryer used for a super hygenic hand drying experience like no other. Gone are the days of pulling that infinity towel that was kinda still damp from the previous person. Gone are them days you smack a big blue button and all you get in return is the air equivalent to an ant sneezing on a cold winters night.
I hope ‘Tyrone man’ is like ‘Florida man’… In fact I was Tyrone man a few years ago!
The ol’ piss tornado
Might aswell piss in them considering how dirty they are
They blow the pish all over the place
We all know it’s just a matter of time before someone drunkenly gets their head stuck in one of them.
This is why yer man wanted to laser Tyrone off the map
Yer pissing against the wind there pal
It frustrates me that nobody knows how to use these and then complains that they are shit.
You are supposed to pretty much do one single movement, not dipping your hands in and out.
What you do is put your hands in so the air is blowing on your wrists. The air is angled downwards so it will blow the water towards your fingertips. Slowly over the course of 10-15 seconds you raise your hands out of the dryer, if there is still water on the part you raised out then you took your hands out too fast, try it slower next time.
There for drying your bum. Left butt cheek, right butt cheek.
Is that what Crocodile Dundee was on about? 🐊
A joke that has most definitely not been made hundreds of times before…
Feel the power
Most developed and intelligent Tyrone resident
Those are dick warmers, ye fucking eejit!
Fuck sake, I’ve been stickin my hands in them things.
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It’s not a urinal. That’s the whooshwank.
Bud, that isn’t a urinal – you’re supposed to shite in it and it blows your hole clean.
Stop! They are for washing your dick.
Think these have been around for awhile
Burnt the Mickey off me. Them yokes need instructions on the wall.
That joke is so old it’s a grandad joke now
Best blow job you’ve ever had!
He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells!
Bruh tyrone💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Quite literally pissing in the wind there!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you look closely you will in fact notice that this is actually a Dyson hand dryer used for a super hygenic hand drying experience like no other. Gone are the days of pulling that infinity towel that was kinda still damp from the previous person. Gone are them days you smack a big blue button and all you get in return is the air equivalent to an ant sneezing on a cold winters night.
I hope ‘Tyrone man’ is like ‘Florida man’… In fact I was Tyrone man a few years ago!
The ol’ piss tornado
Might aswell piss in them considering how dirty they are
They blow the pish all over the place
We all know it’s just a matter of time before someone drunkenly gets their head stuck in one of them.
This is why yer man wanted to laser Tyrone off the map
Yer pissing against the wind there pal
It frustrates me that nobody knows how to use these and then complains that they are shit.
You are supposed to pretty much do one single movement, not dipping your hands in and out.
What you do is put your hands in so the air is blowing on your wrists. The air is angled downwards so it will blow the water towards your fingertips. Slowly over the course of 10-15 seconds you raise your hands out of the dryer, if there is still water on the part you raised out then you took your hands out too fast, try it slower next time.
There for drying your bum. Left butt cheek, right butt cheek.
Is that what Crocodile Dundee was on about? 🐊
A joke that has most definitely not been made hundreds of times before…
Feel the power
Most developed and intelligent Tyrone resident
Those are dick warmers, ye fucking eejit!
Fuck sake, I’ve been stickin my hands in them things.