My biggest take away from this is that Matt Hancock has his own app.
Sunak did well over the pandemic, particularly with furlough. The unemployment rate hardly wavered. Quite an achievement. If I was a Tory I’ve vote for him.
Phew! Thanks Matt, we can all rest easy now we know who Political Powerhouse Matt Hancock is backing.
What a treat that’ll be
Breaking news: Sunak secures support of Rolf Harris and Gary Glitter to shake affiliation with Matt Hancock.
It’s like hearing that your ex-colleague, the creepy one who always acts a twat has agreed to come to your wedding.
Every time one of these endorsements comes out I think “damn, why would you even want their support, doesn’t it reflect really badly on you?” until I realised that the set of respectable high-profile people in the party is slim to none.
Idgaf until we find out who Jamie Wallis is backing.
Whose Prince Andrew going to support?
The bit that really got me is the mention of the Matt Hancock app… the play store says it has been downloaded over 5000 times. What a world.
Would you want it?
A literal billionaire is going to become PM and people who can’t afford to have the thermostat above 11C in winter who are subsisting on Tesco value rice are going to vote for his party.
Nothing more to say, really.
Did he send him a private message on the official Matt Hancock MP app to let him know?
“Derelict building propped up with flaccid hot dog”
“Matt Hancock? Never heard of him”
Don’t forget. The guy is a cunt.
Bad luck, Rishi.
And the BBCs, by the looks of it…
Gave him a belly rub and called him a good boy?
Did he let Hancock grab his bum too?
Not something to brag about tbh. His legacy is a grainy pic of his tongue down an aids neck and a podgy hand groping her arse – while in lockdown and while married. Scrape that barrel Tories.
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Rather have a knackered Hammock support me
Criminals banding together?
My biggest take away from this is that Matt Hancock has his own app.
Sunak did well over the pandemic, particularly with furlough. The unemployment rate hardly wavered. Quite an achievement. If I was a Tory I’ve vote for him.
Phew! Thanks Matt, we can all rest easy now we know who Political Powerhouse Matt Hancock is backing.
What a treat that’ll be
Breaking news: Sunak secures support of Rolf Harris and Gary Glitter to shake affiliation with Matt Hancock.
It’s like hearing that your ex-colleague, the creepy one who always acts a twat has agreed to come to your wedding.
Every time one of these endorsements comes out I think “damn, why would you even want their support, doesn’t it reflect really badly on you?” until I realised that the set of respectable high-profile people in the party is slim to none.
Idgaf until we find out who Jamie Wallis is backing.
Whose Prince Andrew going to support?
The bit that really got me is the mention of the Matt Hancock app… the play store says it has been downloaded over 5000 times. What a world.
Would you want it?
A literal billionaire is going to become PM and people who can’t afford to have the thermostat above 11C in winter who are subsisting on Tesco value rice are going to vote for his party.
Nothing more to say, really.
Did he send him a private message on the official Matt Hancock MP app to let him know?
“Derelict building propped up with flaccid hot dog”
“Matt Hancock? Never heard of him”
Don’t forget. The guy is a cunt.
Bad luck, Rishi.
And the BBCs, by the looks of it…
Gave him a belly rub and called him a good boy?
Did he let Hancock grab his bum too?
Not something to brag about tbh. His legacy is a grainy pic of his tongue down an aids neck and a podgy hand groping her arse – while in lockdown and while married. Scrape that barrel Tories.
How much did he pay him?
Big name, for all the wrong reasons!