Morrissey on tour is the last thing Britain needs right now

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  1. Did you know…

    A chicken once walked into an abattoir, cut its own neck and bled out just to spite Morrissey.

  2. Can the people who don’t like Morrissey not just…shut the fuck about him and ignore him? What purpose did writing about his new tour serve?

    He already points out that everything bad Morrissey has ever said has been written about a thousand times over, so there’s no need to add to it unless (until) he says something new. He also points out that Morrissey is becoming less and less relevant, presumably as a result of the bad things he has said, so there’s no concern around this tour having any actual remote impact on anybody’s lives if you aren’t going to it.

    Like genuinely what was the point in this article, other than just to say ‘I hate Morrissey’ for the millionth time

  3. Ugh, Morrissey. Doesn’t he know I’ve already got enough things to be angry about on the internet without having to add one more. So inconsiderate.

  4. His encore will involve his breaking an egg with his arse cheeks while climaxing into the Union Jack and goose-stepping off the stage.

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