Hey man sorry, your GF is just interested in my career as a professional bushshitter. No need to be afraid, i wont steal her
t is de Jan weer geweest Zenne
Flemish John or Walloon John ?
Nondenju john, steelt onze vrouwen altijd
John Beton
Sure the baker isn’t 6 foot 4, lived in Brussels but from the land down under?
I’ve done enough Reddit to know that no girl wants to date a 5’10”.
r/oddlyspecific
Niet waar. No Belgian man or woman is under 6’0.
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscle
I said, “Do you speak-a my language?”
And he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
And he said…
World’s shortest Belgian?
I was trying to vote like an idiot
This is oddly specific.
C’mon now, back at work men..
I live in Australia, if there’s a Belgian baker in my town, I can guarantee you I would be there every day too and cheating would not be on my mind. But boterkoeken, mattetaarten, éclairs…. would be. Oh God I miss Belgian bakeries….
5’10 equals 177.8 cm. Just thought I could save the _majority_ of people here some time.
Jonny en je bienske zijn aan het poepen
if she goes to the bakery and french kisses or goes to the bedroom with him, she is cheating on you. Right now they are just contiplating how to kill you. Nothing illegal just yet … wait it out please
he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
It means she likes Belgian pastries and bread no ?
1 lange pistolé hard gebakken aub😏
I’d be worried sick.
Either she is visiting a shit bakery that the waiting line is only 20min, or John lets her cut the line and I don’t know which is worse!!
Wait I am a baker, and Belgian. And I am tall. We got bad working hours.
Belgians are never named John, but yes, she does seems to be interested in this blond tall Belgian guy.
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Den John doet het weer.
Hey man sorry, your GF is just interested in my career as a professional bushshitter. No need to be afraid, i wont steal her
t is de Jan weer geweest Zenne
Flemish John or Walloon John ?
Nondenju john, steelt onze vrouwen altijd
John Beton
Sure the baker isn’t 6 foot 4, lived in Brussels but from the land down under?
I’ve done enough Reddit to know that no girl wants to date a 5’10”.
r/oddlyspecific
Niet waar. No Belgian man or woman is under 6’0.
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscle
I said, “Do you speak-a my language?”
And he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
And he said…
World’s shortest Belgian?
I was trying to vote like an idiot
This is oddly specific.
C’mon now, back at work men..
I live in Australia, if there’s a Belgian baker in my town, I can guarantee you I would be there every day too and cheating would not be on my mind. But boterkoeken, mattetaarten, éclairs…. would be. Oh God I miss Belgian bakeries….
5’10 equals 177.8 cm. Just thought I could save the _majority_ of people here some time.
Jonny en je bienske zijn aan het poepen
if she goes to the bakery and french kisses or goes to the bedroom with him, she is cheating on you. Right now they are just contiplating how to kill you. Nothing illegal just yet … wait it out please
he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
It means she likes Belgian pastries and bread no ?
1 lange pistolé hard gebakken aub😏
I’d be worried sick.
Either she is visiting a shit bakery that the waiting line is only 20min, or John lets her cut the line and I don’t know which is worse!!
Wait I am a baker, and Belgian. And I am tall. We got bad working hours.
Belgians are never named John, but yes, she does seems to be interested in this blond tall Belgian guy.
He is probably named Jan or Johan though