US Marines just ate all the eggs in one of southeastern Europe’s most strategically important port cities

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1. Giorgos Alavantas, a restaurant owner, said 6,000 to 7,000 eggs were eaten during one day of the US visit. “In other words, we don’t have eggs,” Alavantas said, according to local media.

   “I serve 16 different types of meat at my restaurant, and they tried them all,” Georgios Davis, a former president of the Alexandroupoli hospitality association, told Greek newspaper Kathimerini.

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   Damn the owners probably made a lot of bank

2. Should have had more crayons lying around

3. Sounds like eggs have been mislaid somewhere…

4. An army marches on its stomach

5. Cholesterol goes *brrrrrrr*

6. I don’t know why but this article really tickled me.

7. You have to propel the ship somehow

8. Gaston’s in town

9. And all the crayons!

10. https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article20833018.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/4_Cool-Hand-Luke.jpg

11. Why do you eat so many eggs?

12. Ran out of crayons. Went for the next best thing.

13. Not sure if this is more appropriate on r/nottheonion or r/brandnewsentence

14. That dude in the red shirt is an absolute unit

15. Eggs in my language stands for eggs themselves and balls (the organ) . Very fitting

16. I thought this was gonna be some tortured metaphor about having all of one’s eggs in one basket, but… nope. Ate all the eggs.

17. Damn Americans, coming here, eating all our eggs, buying our products. Who gave em the right 😡

18. Americans fat lmao

19. Bruh I thought this was some jargon I didn’t know

20. in general, the city expects an influx of money now for the shares of the port in the city of Judah, huge trading