So he’s going to cut crime but increase the number of people in prison?
And extending deportation to shoplifting might be going a bit too far.
The force is strong with this one.
Meaningless nonsense, i mean they have got a home secretary in office who would love to deport somone for tripping over on the pavement but has found that she can’t just break the law herself to deport people without due legal process.
This is just red meat to the hard of thinking wing of the Tory party, he knows its complete nonsense.
Can we start with Priti Patel? She might be English but she has committed treason, and I’m sure Uganda and India can argue it out between them as to who has to give her citizenship.
He’s going to make crime “Like, super-duper, totally extra illegal”?
Problem solved! Why didn’t anyone else think of that.
Heaven forfend that he might looks at drugs laws, mental health programs, cost of living crisis etc etc.
does he realise we don’t own australia anymore?
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how about you put more british arseholes in jail instead of tags and community orders, i don’t drink my tea out of a £38 cup i know twats like the ones who get spared jail, and they fucking always laugh at the piss weak punishment they get for their constant disorder
Which 2 individuals is he talking about.?
He is a foreign criminal?
Great stuff Rish! That should stop grandma freezing to death this winter
Last year more than 28’000 illegally crossed the channel. And 18’500 were refused entry from ferry crossings.
As of July this year there have been more than 10’000 arrived illegally across the channel.
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Vow what you want, Torys are useless.
So he’s going to cut crime but increase the number of people in prison?
And extending deportation to shoplifting might be going a bit too far.
The force is strong with this one.
Meaningless nonsense, i mean they have got a home secretary in office who would love to deport somone for tripping over on the pavement but has found that she can’t just break the law herself to deport people without due legal process.
This is just red meat to the hard of thinking wing of the Tory party, he knows its complete nonsense.
Can we start with Priti Patel? She might be English but she has committed treason, and I’m sure Uganda and India can argue it out between them as to who has to give her citizenship.
He’s going to make crime “Like, super-duper, totally extra illegal”?
Problem solved! Why didn’t anyone else think of that.
Heaven forfend that he might looks at drugs laws, mental health programs, cost of living crisis etc etc.
does he realise we don’t own australia anymore?
Worried that you are breaking the law by not earning enough? Don’t have friends in high places? Sold all your remaining body parts and still have taxes to pay?
Then Tory Group LTD can help you.
With the new and exciting employment programme being held in sunny Rwanda.
Pay off all your owed monies to The Tory Group LTD by working in one of our wonderful ASOS/Sports Direct Warehouses creating monthly Tory Blue™ clothing boxes for your friends and family back home.
This wonderful opportunity comes with, shared housing opportunities within our facilities, food directly fed to your workstation via our new and exciting Paste Tubes, and no opportunity to return home. But don’t forget all the sunshine you could ever want in our non air conditioned factories run by our Rwanda division of G4S.
A chance of a life time.
Come to Sunny Rwanda and be debt free!
Remember have a happy life.
G4S, ASOS, Sports Direct are all subsidiary companies of The Tory Group LTD. Any injury or death too or in Rwanda will be billed to your next of kin. If they are unable to repay any of your transferable debt then they shall be removed and placed in one of our facilities.
how about you put more british arseholes in jail instead of tags and community orders, i don’t drink my tea out of a £38 cup i know twats like the ones who get spared jail, and they fucking always laugh at the piss weak punishment they get for their constant disorder
Which 2 individuals is he talking about.?
He is a foreign criminal?
Great stuff Rish! That should stop grandma freezing to death this winter
Last year more than 28’000 illegally crossed the channel. And 18’500 were refused entry from ferry crossings.
As of July this year there have been more than 10’000 arrived illegally across the channel.