This guy showed up in our tent in the first night at Wacken Open Air. Based on what we heard we think he is Norwegian. can anyone translate what he said?

This guy showed up in our tent in the first night at Wacken Open Air. Based on what we heard we think he is Norwegian. can anyone translate what he said? from Norway

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  1. Wtf 🤣 it’s certainly Norwegian, but I don’t understand it all… Something like “do you like blabla dick… yes… do you like ass bla bla dick…” And then he says something about three eyes or something? And then he says “pussy”

  2. He is screaming profanities in a hard to understand dialect. something about ‘do you like foamy butt cock?’ or among those lines

  4. This is incomprehensible drunk talk. The words are Norwegian, but the way they’re put together only makes sense in this guy’s head.

  6. “Do you like *intelligble*cock. Huh!? Do you like assforestcock?! If so I should have taken you in your pussy.”

    What a wanker…

  7. Literal translation:

    “yes yes yes, do you like forest big cock? yes, she likes ass big cock. should… should have cummed in your pussy. yes. pussy. yes yes yes. what?!”

  8. You’re gonna have to head over to r/Stavanger

    Us Norwegians here can’t help you with this 😉

  10. This is a drunk guy from Stavanger or somewhere nearby asking if you like cock in several different orifices.

    Anyway, what a piece of shit.

  21. He says stuff like “Do you like foam dick”, but I should add he does not sound aggressive, more like a blind drunk idiot trying to be funny, but coming off as really annoying.

  24. Yep. That’s a Norwegian, but from the part of Norway where they speak gibberish that no one else in Norway understands: Rogaland

  25. It’s just a Norwegian Saddis, pretty annoying species this time of year. Just kick it in it’s face and it’ll go away.

  26. Seems like the woman he was trying to pick up said his penis was tiny as she is very much into huge anal-foam inducing cocks. He is frustrated by this and calls her a cunt. The “Ja?!” at the end is him asking if the listeners also agree with his assessment.

  31. If he comes back just pretend you’re standing at a bus stop. Immediately, he will stop talking to you and stand as far away from you as is humanly possible. Its just what we Norwegians are by law made to do when waiting for a bus. I can’t guarantee this though. Good luck.

  46. This happened to a female friend of mine *ALSO* at Wacken Open Air. But in 2004!!
    According to her, the guy was yelling a word that sounded like “førda” for minutes on end when people were trying to sleep. She got angry and yelled the word back and suddenly the guy opened her tent and stuck his head inside. She screamed and kicked him and the dude left her quickly.

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