Tourists who come in Croatia instead of just sending money.
The Dutch
We mostly hate each other so as long as you are not one of us you’ll be fine.
Those that don’t buy the next round once they are bought one.
Tourists buyin shit in grocery stores wearing nth but a teeny tiny swimsuits
Mass tourism.
Croatians
Warm beer
Tourists driving on left lane on highway not giving a shit about the traffic behind them
They hate everyone, they hate Kaštel Sućurac.
If you say “digi digi di”, they’ll send you in kurac.
Promaja.
Success of neighbors
My brother in Christ, we do not hate anything in particular, we just like to complain a lot and do nothing about it.
We are your typical white europeans caught in a landslide of tourists and shitty politicians.
If you hate something, probably we here hate it too.
Do not stress about visiting.
Although, us Croats are a rowdy bunch (balkan mentality explains it well), so dont go around and provoke the locals, be nice.
The mentality differs a bit depending on which region you’re visiting, but it’s all kinda the same thing.
Eat mlinci, drink beer and chill, it’s too hot outside to hate anything right now.
People walking in towns with nothing but bathing suits on.
If you have two fast lanes and you plan to drive under speed limit – use the right lane
English people pissing, shiting and vomiting on our buildings that are older than their island
Our ruling party, but we also vote for them every time for some reason
Croats hates their own car, because they firmly believe that they deserve a better one.
Tourists who come here and actually expect accomodation and other services, instead of just bringing cash and go home.
ZET transpotration (especially lines 109 and 268).
HDZ
We hate tourist who came here to have good time, instead of giving their money to taxi drivers and food poisoners aka fast food restaurants
We hate people who on traffic lights don’t accelerate like Lamborghini 0.1 seconds after red light turns to yellow.
Selfish pedestrians crossing zebra,like they can’t wait 10 more seconds for me to pass with my car .
Bicyclist on the road tempting car drivers to nudge them into ditch.
People who drive slower than me,but also people who drive faster than me.
Heavy traffic in the city center, why does everyone use a car ,when public buses with stinking people are much better alternative.
Faggots, rich faggots we don’t hate and call them gays.
People who wear socks on sandals or slippers.
People who say I am going to take a swim in the water , instead of the sea.
Cheap Polish people who don’t want to spend their money in Croatia,so they bring everything with them in the trunk ,including cans of fuel.
German family who is requesting to pay separately at restaurants.
Chechs who are trying to reach New Caledonia on a kayak, and than have to be rescued by Coast guard.
Milky white Germans who refuse to use suncream and than after 2 days look like burn victims. We call them crab people.
Slovenian girls who refuse to have sex with us, Hungarian girs who are not pornstars.
Italian males because they spend on their looks more than our girlfriends.
When a Bosnian guy corrects you about burek.
We hate condition of our crappy roads, we also hate when they are doing maintenance of our crappy roads which causes traffic jams. Why can’t they do maintenance when we are all sleeping .
We hate people who drive better cars than us.
We hate beautiful women who marry old geezers for money. Unless of course we are the old geezers.
We hate prostitutes ,but we like going to places which offer massages with happy ending.
We hate when you say that our language is similar to Serbian. It is only 99% same.
We hate when you put mayonnaise on pizza.
We hate to use ashtrays in cars, so we chuck cigarettes outside car window into forrests.
Croatians hate turn signals with a burning passion.
When our stereotypes on internet are “fat nazists”
Heat in summer, cold in winter.
We hate 31 Celsius at 07:30.
You can’t get cancelled in Croatia, we don’t do that shit here.
I hate my ex
When someone holds their thumb, index finger and middle finger up at the same time
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People who drive too slow
Tourists who come in Croatia instead of just sending money.
The Dutch
We mostly hate each other so as long as you are not one of us you’ll be fine.
Those that don’t buy the next round once they are bought one.
Tourists buyin shit in grocery stores wearing nth but a teeny tiny swimsuits
Mass tourism.
Croatians
Warm beer
Tourists driving on left lane on highway not giving a shit about the traffic behind them
They hate everyone, they hate Kaštel Sućurac.
If you say “digi digi di”, they’ll send you in kurac.
Promaja.
Success of neighbors
My brother in Christ, we do not hate anything in particular, we just like to complain a lot and do nothing about it.
We are your typical white europeans caught in a landslide of tourists and shitty politicians.
If you hate something, probably we here hate it too.
Do not stress about visiting.
Although, us Croats are a rowdy bunch (balkan mentality explains it well), so dont go around and provoke the locals, be nice.
The mentality differs a bit depending on which region you’re visiting, but it’s all kinda the same thing.
Eat mlinci, drink beer and chill, it’s too hot outside to hate anything right now.
People walking in towns with nothing but bathing suits on.
If you have two fast lanes and you plan to drive under speed limit – use the right lane
English people pissing, shiting and vomiting on our buildings that are older than their island
Our ruling party, but we also vote for them every time for some reason
Croats hates their own car, because they firmly believe that they deserve a better one.
Tourists who come here and actually expect accomodation and other services, instead of just bringing cash and go home.
ZET transpotration (especially lines 109 and 268).
HDZ
We hate tourist who came here to have good time, instead of giving their money to taxi drivers and food poisoners aka fast food restaurants
We hate people who on traffic lights don’t accelerate like Lamborghini 0.1 seconds after red light turns to yellow.
Selfish pedestrians crossing zebra,like they can’t wait 10 more seconds for me to pass with my car .
Bicyclist on the road tempting car drivers to nudge them into ditch.
People who drive slower than me,but also people who drive faster than me.
Heavy traffic in the city center, why does everyone use a car ,when public buses with stinking people are much better alternative.
Faggots, rich faggots we don’t hate and call them gays.
People who wear socks on sandals or slippers.
People who say I am going to take a swim in the water , instead of the sea.
Cheap Polish people who don’t want to spend their money in Croatia,so they bring everything with them in the trunk ,including cans of fuel.
German family who is requesting to pay separately at restaurants.
Chechs who are trying to reach New Caledonia on a kayak, and than have to be rescued by Coast guard.
Milky white Germans who refuse to use suncream and than after 2 days look like burn victims. We call them crab people.
Slovenian girls who refuse to have sex with us, Hungarian girs who are not pornstars.
Italian males because they spend on their looks more than our girlfriends.
When a Bosnian guy corrects you about burek.
We hate condition of our crappy roads, we also hate when they are doing maintenance of our crappy roads which causes traffic jams. Why can’t they do maintenance when we are all sleeping .
We hate people who drive better cars than us.
We hate beautiful women who marry old geezers for money. Unless of course we are the old geezers.
We hate prostitutes ,but we like going to places which offer massages with happy ending.
We hate when you say that our language is similar to Serbian. It is only 99% same.
We hate when you put mayonnaise on pizza.
We hate to use ashtrays in cars, so we chuck cigarettes outside car window into forrests.
Croatians hate turn signals with a burning passion.
When our stereotypes on internet are “fat nazists”
Heat in summer, cold in winter.
We hate 31 Celsius at 07:30.
You can’t get cancelled in Croatia, we don’t do that shit here.
I hate my ex
When someone holds their thumb, index finger and middle finger up at the same time