Duck fair! the duck will be strapped to a doorway in a child’s bouncer seat, will be worshipped and fed jellybeans for 3 days and nights before being released from its nightmare, neck broken, feathers plucked, innards outted, hung for 3 days and finally laid to rest in roasting pan, 200 degrees Celsius for the first 20 minutes, reduced to 180 until breast is pink but done, after a period of contemplation about the King Ducks life (about 20 minutes).
Slice the king, serve with pancakes, carrot sticks and hoisin sauce.
Mmmm tradition.
Look forward to reading this in Corkbeo tomorrow.
Ducks don’t belong in lakes, their natural environment is apartments, I saw it on that documentary a few years aho called ‘Friends’.
It’s a troll, using a twitter user’s image from 2 years ago.
The elites don’t want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home I have 458 ducks.
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Obvious troll
Looks like fowl play to me.
Some quack that was!
Ducker
Don’t be a ratty fuck lads ah lads.
>Some prick in Cork
Have to narrow it down some more.
The image is from 2020.
https://twitter.com/LucySomerset/status/1275017729947426816
Duck fair! the duck will be strapped to a doorway in a child’s bouncer seat, will be worshipped and fed jellybeans for 3 days and nights before being released from its nightmare, neck broken, feathers plucked, innards outted, hung for 3 days and finally laid to rest in roasting pan, 200 degrees Celsius for the first 20 minutes, reduced to 180 until breast is pink but done, after a period of contemplation about the King Ducks life (about 20 minutes).
Slice the king, serve with pancakes, carrot sticks and hoisin sauce.
Mmmm tradition.
Look forward to reading this in Corkbeo tomorrow.
Ducks don’t belong in lakes, their natural environment is apartments, I saw it on that documentary a few years aho called ‘Friends’.
It’s a troll, using a twitter user’s image from 2 years ago.
The elites don’t want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home I have 458 ducks.