Sounds like it was copied and pasted from manual for something else 😉
On an unrelated note, it’s important to always grease your screw.
Embarrassing
I don’t know what it is, but I want one.
Dick turns screw type to grease. Job well. Complete is the dick screw
It’s not mistranslated; that’s just how the Germans operate machinery.
First time that the joke, instructions unclear, got dick stuck in fan, is *actually* accurate.
Man that’s so bad, it’s good!
R/Engrish
The fuck sort of sex toy did you buy exactly, OP?!
What the hell did you buy?!!! This probably needs a NSFW tag you filthy bugger.
That’s got to be a joke by whoever translated the manual.
…It’s the use of a mower alongside a erect dick screw that had me a tad concerned!
Stroke simulator
For fecks sake put the screw in the deck, not your dick.
Have the exact same jack, had a laugh too when I got it, surprised the Germans would be so sloppy. Wiltec seem decent enough though, have a load of stuff on their site.
Reminds me when you run something back and forth through Google translate a few times.
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If anyone is wondering, it’s a jack for a ride-on lawnmower.
I think they mean “jack” when they use the word “dick”.
On completion, nicely job.
Erect before it doesn’t really help, nor screw coming to think of it
If you turn the dick anti-clockwise it can fall off…so be carefuls
Ah the kiwi word for deck
https://youtu.be/i6c4Nupnup0
So grease your erect dick screw and work away…
(Things I feel too old to say these days lol)
Sounds like it was copied and pasted from manual for something else 😉
On an unrelated note, it’s important to always grease your screw.
Embarrassing
I don’t know what it is, but I want one.
Dick turns screw type to grease. Job well. Complete is the dick screw
It’s not mistranslated; that’s just how the Germans operate machinery.
First time that the joke, instructions unclear, got dick stuck in fan, is *actually* accurate.
Man that’s so bad, it’s good!
R/Engrish
The fuck sort of sex toy did you buy exactly, OP?!
What the hell did you buy?!!! This probably needs a NSFW tag you filthy bugger.
That’s got to be a joke by whoever translated the manual.
…It’s the use of a mower alongside a erect dick screw that had me a tad concerned!
Stroke simulator
For fecks sake put the screw in the deck, not your dick.
Have the exact same jack, had a laugh too when I got it, surprised the Germans would be so sloppy. Wiltec seem decent enough though, have a load of stuff on their site.
Reminds me when you run something back and forth through Google translate a few times.
You had me at erect dick screw.