We can reach you while you sleep, or when you look in a mirror, or when you are on any rail based transport. No magic, at least not from this realm, can stop us. You will mine our Aromat in the deepest mines of Olten until you are of no use to us, at which point we will offer you a reasonable AHV/IV pension because we are not monsters. We also strongly advise you and your soul confer with HR to discuss second and third pillar planning.
So this must be the kind of person that makes bomb threats at CERN…
People afraid of rich people 🤣🤣🤣
Carry cheese with you around the neck, cheap foreign cheese! 🤡
Or wherever you are just say you like Belgium chocolate more
To hide from dark CERN magic you need an offering of bread, cheese, tomato and pineapple.
Yes, the answer was pineapple pizza all along! Why do you think the deep state alien lizard cabal used their Mandela effect powers to make us all believe we should hate perfectly fine pineapple pizza, huh?
Open your eyes sheeple!
I think that one of those dumbfuck will end up shooting us in the CERN cafeteria or assassinate a random physicist working at CERN.
Other options:
– Speak accent free Germany German
– Speak accent free France French
– Frequently speak of your accomplishments in a very non modest way
– Praise Belgi*m for its chocolate
Aromat in your pocket at all times. It’s the only way.
If you give them a large sum of cash to hold on to for you. They will be placated. Nothing else works.
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We can reach you while you sleep, or when you look in a mirror, or when you are on any rail based transport. No magic, at least not from this realm, can stop us. You will mine our Aromat in the deepest mines of Olten until you are of no use to us, at which point we will offer you a reasonable AHV/IV pension because we are not monsters. We also strongly advise you and your soul confer with HR to discuss second and third pillar planning.
So this must be the kind of person that makes bomb threats at CERN…
People afraid of rich people 🤣🤣🤣
Carry cheese with you around the neck, cheap foreign cheese! 🤡
Or wherever you are just say you like Belgium chocolate more
To hide from dark CERN magic you need an offering of bread, cheese, tomato and pineapple.
Yes, the answer was pineapple pizza all along! Why do you think the deep state alien lizard cabal used their Mandela effect powers to make us all believe we should hate perfectly fine pineapple pizza, huh?
Open your eyes sheeple!
I think that one of those dumbfuck will end up shooting us in the CERN cafeteria or assassinate a random physicist working at CERN.
Other options:
– Speak accent free Germany German
– Speak accent free France French
– Frequently speak of your accomplishments in a very non modest way
– Praise Belgi*m for its chocolate
Aromat in your pocket at all times. It’s the only way.
If you give them a large sum of cash to hold on to for you. They will be placated. Nothing else works.