Nowhere, Switzerland would be neutral and offer its financial system (and chocolate) to collaborate with zombies. ☺️ /s
Upstairs.
If that would happen, you would hate that guy that took away the “Taschenmunition” aka emergency ammo for the military service rifles…
We had it back in my days and with a SIG 550 and the 50 x 5.56mm, it would be a much better start in the day than fighting off zombies with a kitchen knife.
Olten
The Rheinfall felsen.
Gruyere!
Wengen.
I’m not sure where I would go, but eh, the first one that makes tons of noise past 22pm I will complain… *and I will stare deep into his soul.*
The Sphinx Observatory.
To the Bundeshaus.
Zombies feed on brains. They stay clear of areas where they don’t expect any food to be present :p
Atop the Säntis
The streets of Biel
Higher up than Sion I reckon. How good are zombies with the cold and glaciers? If I can arrange a few helicopter trips of supplies / know it’ll be well stocked then the Margherita hut at 4500m next to Dufourspitze would be nice and out the way, and is pretty easy to defend being on a mountaintop with few feasible approaches, and very solid doors. You also get nice sunrises. It’s run by the Italians but on the border so hopefully counts? I can bring both ski and summer mountaineering kit so as to be able to attempt escape if I get besieged – I don’t fancy their chances on the Lyskamm traverse / getting from Zumsteinspitze to Monte Rosa
On the Vierwaldstättersee with a boat, guns, food, my friends and a lot of beer 🙂
In case anyone wonders about the location seen in the picture (as I did): It’s Basilique de Valère & Tourbillon Castle in Sion, Valais.
Just climb anywhere.. zombies are decaying, we got mountains all around us so lmao
And near the glacier we got relatively Clean water so
As someone living in Wallis, I would go to Valère and Tourbillion, your picture.
Bielersee. Get a boat. If Zombie swim, run Zombie over. Ez claps
Cocainestrasse cuz we have so much money to convince those zombies to work for us or put them in 9-5 with legally registered ausweis from Migrationsamt
JD’s bunker
The washing room in my building. With passive aggressive notes.
Bellinzona. Two Castles for the price of none. Plus one has an Elevator.
Château de Chillon since it’s surrounded by water and there’s enough place to grow crops on it
Probably go up somewhere in the alps only reachable by a bridge and low enough to still farm food, and just blow up the bridge (or at least barricade)
Letzigrund if GC plays at home
We will just blow bridges and go back to work..
Thankfully they would need a valid work permit to come here.
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Nowhere, Switzerland would be neutral and offer its financial system (and chocolate) to collaborate with zombies. ☺️ /s
Upstairs.
If that would happen, you would hate that guy that took away the “Taschenmunition” aka emergency ammo for the military service rifles…
We had it back in my days and with a SIG 550 and the 50 x 5.56mm, it would be a much better start in the day than fighting off zombies with a kitchen knife.
Olten
The Rheinfall felsen.
Gruyere!
Wengen.
I’m not sure where I would go, but eh, the first one that makes tons of noise past 22pm I will complain… *and I will stare deep into his soul.*
The Sphinx Observatory.
To the Bundeshaus.
Zombies feed on brains. They stay clear of areas where they don’t expect any food to be present :p
Atop the Säntis
The streets of Biel
Higher up than Sion I reckon. How good are zombies with the cold and glaciers? If I can arrange a few helicopter trips of supplies / know it’ll be well stocked then the Margherita hut at 4500m next to Dufourspitze would be nice and out the way, and is pretty easy to defend being on a mountaintop with few feasible approaches, and very solid doors. You also get nice sunrises. It’s run by the Italians but on the border so hopefully counts? I can bring both ski and summer mountaineering kit so as to be able to attempt escape if I get besieged – I don’t fancy their chances on the Lyskamm traverse / getting from Zumsteinspitze to Monte Rosa
On the Vierwaldstättersee with a boat, guns, food, my friends and a lot of beer 🙂
In case anyone wonders about the location seen in the picture (as I did): It’s Basilique de Valère & Tourbillon Castle in Sion, Valais.
Source of the picture: https://www.flickr.com/photos/archer10/23330653436
Easy… Draculas Castle!
Anywhere in fribourg
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Chillon castle… or high in the mountains
Just climb anywhere.. zombies are decaying, we got mountains all around us so lmao
And near the glacier we got relatively Clean water so
As someone living in Wallis, I would go to Valère and Tourbillion, your picture.
Bielersee. Get a boat. If Zombie swim, run Zombie over. Ez claps
Cocainestrasse cuz we have so much money to convince those zombies to work for us or put them in 9-5 with legally registered ausweis from Migrationsamt
JD’s bunker
The washing room in my building. With passive aggressive notes.
Bellinzona. Two Castles for the price of none. Plus one has an Elevator.
Château de Chillon since it’s surrounded by water and there’s enough place to grow crops on it
Probably go up somewhere in the alps only reachable by a bridge and low enough to still farm food, and just blow up the bridge (or at least barricade)
Letzigrund if GC plays at home
We will just blow bridges and go back to work..
Thankfully they would need a valid work permit to come here.