January 22, 1909. Daily Mirror, England. Tags:Europe 25 comments I didn’t know the Daily Mirror hated people without facial hair so much. “He suggests nothing” lmao It must have been a very slow news day. Wow that guy with long beard is Karl Marx ‘A distinguished appearance’ Not exactly incorrect I want to see a face with all of these at the same time This was probably mildly funny to your average Edwardian. It was not intended as an actual guide. …he’s not wrong… and the “suggests nothing” is better translated as “OK.” “A long beard gives an impression of philosophical calm” **SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION! A SPECTRE IS HAUNTING EUROPE, THE SPECTRE OF COMMUNISM!** 1900s shitposting at its finest. The long hair guy seems like a nod to Beethoven. Guess I am fierce and philosophically calm at the same time 😀 Bald fraud The eyebrow guy looks like a love child of Piłsudzki and Nietzsche and they were both pretty damn fierce in their own ways, so this checks out. We bald people are truly the most oppressed minority This is missing the best facial hair of them all though, the Nietzsche-style walrus moustache. Ah yes . The categories that my Eevee might evolve to They’re all just Neckbeards now. At first I thought that it is /r/onepunchman So that’s what I’ve been missing, long whiskers. It’s all so true I should grow whiskers. Might help with rent and booze Thanks to the pandemic, I have all the hair and none of the suggestiveness. Good to see the Daily Mirror’s quality has remained constant over the decades. Varg vikernes does give an impression of philosophical calm Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
“A long beard gives an impression of philosophical calm” **SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION! A SPECTRE IS HAUNTING EUROPE, THE SPECTRE OF COMMUNISM!**
The eyebrow guy looks like a love child of Piłsudzki and Nietzsche and they were both pretty damn fierce in their own ways, so this checks out.
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I didn’t know the Daily Mirror hated people without facial hair so much.
“He suggests nothing” lmao
It must have been a very slow news day.
Wow that guy with long beard is Karl Marx
‘A distinguished appearance’
Not exactly incorrect
I want to see a face with all of these at the same time
This was probably mildly funny to your average Edwardian. It was not intended as an actual guide.
…he’s not wrong…
and the “suggests nothing” is better translated as “OK.”
“A long beard gives an impression of philosophical calm”
**SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION! A SPECTRE IS HAUNTING EUROPE, THE SPECTRE OF COMMUNISM!**
1900s shitposting at its finest.
The long hair guy seems like a nod to Beethoven.
Guess I am fierce and philosophically calm at the same time 😀
Bald fraud
The eyebrow guy looks like a love child of Piłsudzki and Nietzsche and they were both pretty damn fierce in their own ways, so this checks out.
We bald people are truly the most oppressed minority
This is missing the best facial hair of them all though, the Nietzsche-style walrus moustache.
Ah yes . The categories that my Eevee might evolve to
They’re all just Neckbeards now.
At first I thought that it is /r/onepunchman
So that’s what I’ve been missing, long whiskers.
It’s all so true
I should grow whiskers. Might help with rent and booze
Thanks to the pandemic, I have all the hair and none of the suggestiveness.
Good to see the Daily Mirror’s quality has remained constant over the decades.
Varg vikernes does give an impression of philosophical calm