‘There is nothing more Tory than profiteering from the supply of a human necessity’ insists Liz Truss

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  1. When the writers for *Old Harry’s Game* wrote the character Thomas to be as despicable as possible, they added chairman of a private water company as one of his attributes.

  2. Truss will soon decapitate Sunak and skewer his head on her walking stick

    Every interview will feature her Slytherin cackle while she strumms his scalp with her cruel fingers

  3. I thought by now the UK would have woken up to what the Tories actually are. But here we are yet again. The people of the UK suffering even more than last time. I’m just waiting for the usual Tory BS and blaming the unemployed for it all.

  4. Please can someone explain why the English love the tories so much?.
    It’s not like they are being coy about it.

    Boris behaved exactly how I thought he would.

    Liz is not hiding the fact she is super right wing.

    You are voting this with your eyes wide open, is it just a case that most English constituents are super right wing and that the left are just way more active on social spaces.

    Like kier is not the alternative as he’s essentially a torie plant but why is there such a pull to the right that these options are inevitably going to be pm.

  5. Truss will see this, think she said it in a real interview and make it official policy for a few hours (before the inevitable u-turn). The fact that she has the spine of a jellyfish and the brains of a sock puppet means she will say the first thing that comes to her head and not realise how bad that was until it is explained to her hours later.

  6. This probably won’t even qualify as satire within a decade, like how politicians flatly denying proven and publicly known facts used to be satire.

  7. The only thing that made me check for satire was the word “profiteering”, sounds way too big for her to use

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