I love the review they quote on the poster “Michael Flatley as you’ve never seen him before” presented like it’s a compliment when it’s just factual like saying “this is a film”.
Is it sad this is one of the movies I’ve most been looking forward too this year?
Feel like I’ve just crawled out from under a rock…….. wtAf is this?
When you have too much money, go through a midlife crisis wanting to be James Bond and end up making a movie called Blackbird .
99% of people would give up half way or have a woman talk some sense into them… But this guy … He’s not like all others. He’s Michael…Fucking….Flatley.
I’m hoping there’s a shootout scene set in lidl
It actually won the Monaco *Streaming* Film Awards. Which is much less prestigious sounding. And which on preliminary google searches has awarded anyone with a shred of celebrity but within the realms of possibility that perhaps they’ll record an acceptance speech or whatever.
They deemed *No Time to Die* — the James Bond film — the best film in their 2022 awards. Which is certainly a… choice. Also awarded a Mark Wahlberg doc series as the best in that genre. Huh.
Also — I work in the industry and have worked with a few people who worked on this. I’m talking creative team, high up. They took this job as it was top rate pay and accomodation/per diems for months to work in Barbados and/or Jamaica, but they knew it was going to be a shitshow and treated it more as a corporate gig. Not gonna lie, I’d do the same too.
I dunno what the end result of the film will look like and what if anything will be cut, but it is a James Bond knock off right down to Flatley being a magnet for the ladies, and having a scientist dude who supplies him with gadgets lol.
I saw a promo of it and it wasn’t great.
Could’ve swore Eric Roberts was dead.
It looks amazingly bad. Can’t wait.
I believe the sequel will be called ‘White Guy’
What was the last good film Patrick Bergen was in? Has he been in one where he was even passable as an actor?
Flatley can’t deliver a line if the trailer is anything to go by
Nice shirt Michael, looks like a movie poster.
Is this gem finally available for DL and the long pent-up derision and ridicule everyone is just assuming it will deserve? If so post here if it hasn’t please!
Kind of hoping this is bad on the level of The Room or even worse, Neil Breen’s films.
I can see it now, like the Passion of St Ivors “Down with that sorta thing” “Careful now”
The whack of overdue mid life crisis off this poster is unreal.
I hope there will be a doc about the making of this nonsense. The trailer makes the movie look bad but sadly not so-bad-it’s-good territory, just a tired mess.
It’s like if Tommy Wiseau directed a Bond film
From the people who brought you “Black mamba: Justice Master”
“Do you expect me to talk?”
“No, Mr. Flatley, I expect you to dance!”
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Old men and young women
Where is it showing?
I love the review they quote on the poster “Michael Flatley as you’ve never seen him before” presented like it’s a compliment when it’s just factual like saying “this is a film”.
Is it sad this is one of the movies I’ve most been looking forward too this year?
Feel like I’ve just crawled out from under a rock…….. wtAf is this?
When you have too much money, go through a midlife crisis wanting to be James Bond and end up making a movie called Blackbird .
99% of people would give up half way or have a woman talk some sense into them… But this guy … He’s not like all others. He’s Michael…Fucking….Flatley.
I’m hoping there’s a shootout scene set in lidl
It actually won the Monaco *Streaming* Film Awards. Which is much less prestigious sounding. And which on preliminary google searches has awarded anyone with a shred of celebrity but within the realms of possibility that perhaps they’ll record an acceptance speech or whatever.
They deemed *No Time to Die* — the James Bond film — the best film in their 2022 awards. Which is certainly a… choice. Also awarded a Mark Wahlberg doc series as the best in that genre. Huh.
Also — I work in the industry and have worked with a few people who worked on this. I’m talking creative team, high up. They took this job as it was top rate pay and accomodation/per diems for months to work in Barbados and/or Jamaica, but they knew it was going to be a shitshow and treated it more as a corporate gig. Not gonna lie, I’d do the same too.
I dunno what the end result of the film will look like and what if anything will be cut, but it is a James Bond knock off right down to Flatley being a magnet for the ladies, and having a scientist dude who supplies him with gadgets lol.
I saw a promo of it and it wasn’t great.
Could’ve swore Eric Roberts was dead.
It looks amazingly bad. Can’t wait.
I believe the sequel will be called ‘White Guy’
What was the last good film Patrick Bergen was in? Has he been in one where he was even passable as an actor?
“Winner of Michael Flatley Film Festival”
10/10
[“Bless me Father for I have sinned… …and I’m about to sin again!”](https://amp.theguardian.com/film/2022/jul/15/michael-flatley-spy-thriller-blackbird-film-release-september)
Flatley can’t deliver a line if the trailer is anything to go by
Nice shirt Michael, looks like a movie poster.
Is this gem finally available for DL and the long pent-up derision and ridicule everyone is just assuming it will deserve? If so post here if it hasn’t please!
Kind of hoping this is bad on the level of The Room or even worse, Neil Breen’s films.
I can see it now, like the Passion of St Ivors “Down with that sorta thing” “Careful now”
https://youtu.be/gT9xuXQjxMM
‘**Threat Level Midnight, Bejaysus**’.
Looking forward to this.
The whack of overdue mid life crisis off this poster is unreal.
I hope there will be a doc about the making of this nonsense. The trailer makes the movie look bad but sadly not so-bad-it’s-good territory, just a tired mess.
It’s like if Tommy Wiseau directed a Bond film
From the people who brought you “Black mamba: Justice Master”
“Do you expect me to talk?”
“No, Mr. Flatley, I expect you to dance!”