Plant them! You may have Christmas spuds! Or yeah, eat them…so long as you are not pregnant.
That point
About a month before this
Before now, long before now
Before this. These ones are having potato babies.
Another week should do it.
Stranger things!
Make chips out of them. Be grand sure.
When they look like baby chicks hatching.
Since potatoes are quite expensive to cook nowadays, a cool hack to get mash potatoes is let them grow other potatoes and the original potato makes for an easy blend!
Peel them, the’re fine!!
Peel them & soak them in cold water for 30 mins & they’ll be grand
Plant them and they will be edible again in a few months.
Couple of weeks before they start auditioning for The Last of Us
These potatoes give me the shivers man, disgusting
it’s just a little germinated, it’s still good, it’s still good.
Could your potatoes be mistaken for a lovecraftian abomination? They’re no longer fit for human consumption.
1845
Wouldn’t feed those spuds to my worst enemy.
Keep them in a paper bag in the shed. Wait until February, cut them in half and plant all 6 in some soil in your garden. They will be ready for human consumption around May or June next year.
They are grand for mash, usually top of a shepards pie etc. Wouldn’t use em for roasties
Those are grand. It’s not like that’s fungus growing out of them. That’s just more potato growing. It’s completely fine.
Chip them up and fry them you big fanny.
They look like the enemies in ‘The Last of Us’
Jesus I remember screaming the fist time I saw potatoes like that
Recession hitting hard
Plant them for even more potatoes, *stonks*
Ah they’re grand just give them a peel 😬😂
When they sprout even half of that amount, they are poisonous.
Store them in the fridge next time.
I actually thought that was offal for a sec. I’d say those potatoes are good to go, if you know what I mean
No thank you
They look sentient
They’re ready to be planted
1845
Take no notice of growth spurts on potatoes
When they’re turning green is when they’re finished. There’s a toxin being released at that point that can be harmful for human consumption
Jus cut around the sprouts an ye’ll be grand
Lads you’d think this is the ONE skill that should come with being Irish
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There grand
Plant them! You may have Christmas spuds! Or yeah, eat them…so long as you are not pregnant.
That point
About a month before this
Before now, long before now
Before this. These ones are having potato babies.
Another week should do it.
Stranger things!
Make chips out of them. Be grand sure.
When they look like baby chicks hatching.
Since potatoes are quite expensive to cook nowadays, a cool hack to get mash potatoes is let them grow other potatoes and the original potato makes for an easy blend!
Peel them, the’re fine!!
Peel them & soak them in cold water for 30 mins & they’ll be grand
Plant them and they will be edible again in a few months.
Couple of weeks before they start auditioning for The Last of Us
These potatoes give me the shivers man, disgusting
it’s just a little germinated, it’s still good, it’s still good.
Could your potatoes be mistaken for a lovecraftian abomination? They’re no longer fit for human consumption.
1845
Wouldn’t feed those spuds to my worst enemy.
Keep them in a paper bag in the shed. Wait until February, cut them in half and plant all 6 in some soil in your garden. They will be ready for human consumption around May or June next year.
They are grand for mash, usually top of a shepards pie etc. Wouldn’t use em for roasties
Those are grand. It’s not like that’s fungus growing out of them. That’s just more potato growing. It’s completely fine.
Chip them up and fry them you big fanny.
They look like the enemies in ‘The Last of Us’
Jesus I remember screaming the fist time I saw potatoes like that
Recession hitting hard
Plant them for even more potatoes, *stonks*
Ah they’re grand just give them a peel 😬😂
When they sprout even half of that amount, they are poisonous.
Store them in the fridge next time.
I actually thought that was offal for a sec. I’d say those potatoes are good to go, if you know what I mean
No thank you
They look sentient
They’re ready to be planted
1845
Take no notice of growth spurts on potatoes
When they’re turning green is when they’re finished. There’s a toxin being released at that point that can be harmful for human consumption
Jus cut around the sprouts an ye’ll be grand
Lads you’d think this is the ONE skill that should come with being Irish
This is fine
Potatoes that have gone and will turn mushy
What would your ancestors say? Get them into you!