Energy bosses call on Tories to end leadership race and focus on energy prices Tags:United Kingdom 4 comments That would require members of the Tory party to behave like grown adults rather than squabbling macaques flinging their faeces at each other. Energy Company Bosses “GIVE US MORE MONEY!” Parliament goes on holiday every year at this time. They would probably do nothing either way. Like Zahawi is right now. Energy bosses: People can’t afford to pay us anymore. We need a plan. The plan. Step 1 Pressure Gov to subsidize energy bills. Step 2 Gov borrows shit loads of money Step 3 Gov pays peoples energy bills Step 4 Energy company profits increase Step 5 Energy company raise prices Step 6 Repeat step 1 Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
That would require members of the Tory party to behave like grown adults rather than squabbling macaques flinging their faeces at each other.
Parliament goes on holiday every year at this time. They would probably do nothing either way. Like Zahawi is right now.
Energy bosses: People can’t afford to pay us anymore. We need a plan. The plan. Step 1 Pressure Gov to subsidize energy bills. Step 2 Gov borrows shit loads of money Step 3 Gov pays peoples energy bills Step 4 Energy company profits increase Step 5 Energy company raise prices Step 6 Repeat step 1
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That would require members of the Tory party to behave like grown adults rather than squabbling macaques flinging their faeces at each other.
Energy Company Bosses “GIVE US MORE MONEY!”
Parliament goes on holiday every year at this time. They would probably do nothing either way. Like Zahawi is right now.
Energy bosses: People can’t afford to pay us anymore. We need a plan.
The plan.
Step 1 Pressure Gov to subsidize energy bills.
Step 2 Gov borrows shit loads of money
Step 3 Gov pays peoples energy bills
Step 4 Energy company profits increase
Step 5 Energy company raise prices
Step 6 Repeat step 1