I’m not new to this country, but can someone tell me which missile silo this operates?

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1. Its for playing tic tac toe

2. It is *very* important that you press these in the right order!

3. Aarhus N – 5th floor ? Again

   https://www.reddit.com/r/Denmark/comments/wuo50j/im_new_to_this_country_can_someone_please_tell_me/

4. Prøv at klik lidt tilfældigt på dem og se om dine naboer klager over at deres lys blinker 😄

5. As an electrician this hurts my eyes.

6. Ha.. det er da nemt. Hvis majoriteten af dem lyser er stikket tændt. Du kan teste det ved at stikke noget i stikket og tænde for dem alle.

7. Electrician pressed ctrl+v way too many times.

8. 2+5+9 switches of the Gravity in Australia, DO NOT PRESS! The emu’s will be able to fly!

9. I can see you’re my new neighbour

10. It’s for at spille that der electrical cross og fucking.

11. That is the number pad to access your phone charger.

12. Lived in Denmark all of my life and has never seen such monstrosity!, 😅😂

13. Er du dansk? Det her er noget som krigsministeriet underviser alle skolebørn i. Det er en del af vores nationale atomberedskab.

    Okay, genopfriskning. Først skal du vinde et spil kryds og bolle over vores nationale AI som styrer hele lortet. Derefter skal du aktivere den ved at sætte vores specielle saks ind i stikkontakten og sige det hemmelige kodeord “1234”(på sønderjysk).

    Når du har gjort det skal du sætte Den Danske Laser i stikkontakten og pege den i retning af vores satelit. T-Hansen er kongelig leverandør af disse lasere. Hvis du er i en af de godkendte bygninger skulle der gerne være et loftvindue lige over dig som du skal åbne. Hvis du rammer satelitten skyder den et signal tilbage til din telefon.

    Tillykke. Du har nu fuld kontrol over det danske atomberedskab hvis du har installeret appen. Men du må kun bruge det hvis Mette Frederiksen eller dronningen bliver myrdet.

14. All

15. Who outed our nuclear program?!?!

16. Sorry, that’s confidential information.

17. EN SPION, PÅ HAM DRENGE!!!

18. dam outlet with a passcode

19. The red things light up when they scan your Danish chip

20. Press random buttons and it will unlock your free healthcare

21. Hold L, I og M inde på samme tid, og du får på magisk vis fuld liv, og lommerne fulde af våben og ammunition.

22. Det er teknikerens svar på kryds og bolle

23. I was new to Denmark (from the US) in 2016-17 for a year studying abroad at SDU. I found the light switches to be as difficult as the language 😂

    I did finally figure a few out, and managed to conduct very simple transactions in terrible Danish. It was one of the best years of my life 😊

24. Wait a minute… Those look exactly like the ones in my arpartment in Aarhus N. Are you my roommate Torben?

25. I believe this is the one in Northern New Jersey

26. Oh yeah, that’s the one located in the southern part of Tarm

27. De røde knapper til de danske A våben på Bornholm. Knapperne sidder i BBB kontor.

28. If I’m not mistaken, it is the official control panel of our much feared hovsa-missiles

29. Hahahahahhaa this has to be a type of test for all of us who moved to Denmark.

30. It turns on the light in a random bathroom.

31. All of them…..

32. I KNOW you can get label makers in Danmark, they sell them where I work. Surely any competent electrician would mark these.

33. Hvorfor på engelsk?

34. All of them. I would just leave them alone unless you believe the Russians have crossed our borders!

35. Det ligner en is, tror der var en meget sulten elektriker der installerede dette.

36. It’s a 3×3 grid used by students to play tic-tac-toe. On is O and off is X.