Cork’s getting ready, but for what? Tags:ireland 46 comments The dream to be declared the true capital of the land That’s just my lovehoney order being delivered. Argos does sell everything don’t they Aldi, middle isle special this week We are the people’s capital now soon we will be the real capital Subway has expanded on their foot longs Dublin has been looking at Russian behaviour recently and is thinking why not invade Cork Looks like some old type of cruise missile. EDIT: was wrong, it looks like a drop tank from a Tornado. “Your reservation of 1 Intercontinental Ballistic Missile is ready for collection at Argos Cork. Plastic bag 50c extra” Clearing the sewers of Guiness poops after the Jazz Festival It was the best military escort they could afford Those fishermen weren’t fucking around when it came to the Russians. Time to forcefully claim the rightful title of Irelands Capital. Probs another one of those larger munitions the RA never got round to using I got the eircode wrong ffs. Those are the missiles I ordered! Ordered of the darkweb, it said discreet packaging ffs. Feck around and find out. They’re finally making their move to break away and seize independence. Those fishermen have up their arsenal I heard there was a nuclear device in a six pack of Beamish Invasion Confirmed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsX_XXq06mM “It’s just *big green tubes*.” Me, I am the Cork slayer. Shit, Cork are finally going to take their “Capital” status back Preparing to nuke Dublin. They’re shooting some of the new James Bond film down in Cobh, I think it might be a prop for the film. They’re also shooting the live action version of Pinnochio in Skibbereen at the minute as well. Independence bai Oops. Typo! I meant “please send nuDes”!! Finally we’re going to take on Dublin and be known geographically as the true capital of Ireland I knew Blast Corps wasn’t that far fetched Mind your beeswax! Been hearing a lot of chatter about them annexing Limerick. Halfords will fit anything. Russians. Russians everywhere! It’s an abandoned septic tank. Check it out, some punk slapped a biohazard sticker on the side. This is Sparta(Cork) People’s Republic of Cork getting ready for independence. Cork has been secretly developing its own nuclear weapons for use against Dublin. If Cork can’t be the capital, no one can. Seceding hopefully. We’ll miss ye lads (but don’t let that stop ye). They want to be known as the Munster republic again Doc Brown is on his way to meet some Libyans there… Roscommon has had it coming for ages. Your suppository has arrived OP. The peoples republic shall soon be declared Halfords now fit Missiles after the success of the headlight bulbs and wipers fitting service 🤪 It’s an external fuel tank https://www.trinitymarine.co.uk/shop/raf-tornado-gr4-fuselage-drop-tanks-2250-litre/ Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Looks like some old type of cruise missile. EDIT: was wrong, it looks like a drop tank from a Tornado.
“Your reservation of 1 Intercontinental Ballistic Missile is ready for collection at Argos Cork. Plastic bag 50c extra”
They’re shooting some of the new James Bond film down in Cobh, I think it might be a prop for the film. They’re also shooting the live action version of Pinnochio in Skibbereen at the minute as well.
Cork has been secretly developing its own nuclear weapons for use against Dublin. If Cork can’t be the capital, no one can.
It’s an external fuel tank https://www.trinitymarine.co.uk/shop/raf-tornado-gr4-fuselage-drop-tanks-2250-litre/
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The dream to be declared the true capital of the land
That’s just my lovehoney order being delivered.
Argos does sell everything don’t they
Aldi, middle isle special this week
We are the people’s capital now soon we will be the real capital
Subway has expanded on their foot longs
Dublin has been looking at Russian behaviour recently and is thinking why not invade Cork
Looks like some old type of cruise missile.
EDIT: was wrong, it looks like a drop tank from a Tornado.
“Your reservation of 1 Intercontinental Ballistic Missile is ready for collection at Argos Cork. Plastic bag 50c extra”
Clearing the sewers of Guiness poops after the Jazz Festival
It was the best military escort they could afford
Those fishermen weren’t fucking around when it came to the Russians.
Time to forcefully claim the rightful title of Irelands Capital.
Probs another one of those larger munitions the RA never got round to using
I got the eircode wrong ffs. Those are the missiles I ordered!
Ordered of the darkweb, it said discreet packaging ffs.
Feck around and find out.
They’re finally making their move to break away and seize independence.
Those fishermen have up their arsenal
I heard there was a nuclear device in a six pack of Beamish
Invasion Confirmed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsX_XXq06mM
“It’s just *big green tubes*.”
Me, I am the Cork slayer.
Shit, Cork are finally going to take their “Capital” status back
Preparing to nuke Dublin.
They’re shooting some of the new James Bond film down in Cobh, I think it might be a prop for the film.
They’re also shooting the live action version of Pinnochio in Skibbereen at the minute as well.
Independence bai
Oops. Typo!
I meant “please send nuDes”!!
Finally we’re going to take on Dublin and be known geographically as the true capital of Ireland
I knew Blast Corps wasn’t that far fetched
Mind your beeswax!
Been hearing a lot of chatter about them annexing Limerick.
Halfords will fit anything.
Russians. Russians everywhere!
It’s an abandoned septic tank. Check it out, some punk slapped a biohazard sticker on the side.
This is Sparta(Cork)
People’s Republic of Cork getting ready for independence.
Cork has been secretly developing its own nuclear weapons for use against Dublin. If Cork can’t be the capital, no one can.
Seceding hopefully. We’ll miss ye lads (but don’t let that stop ye).
They want to be known as the Munster republic again
Doc Brown is on his way to meet some Libyans there…
Roscommon has had it coming for ages.
Your suppository has arrived OP.
The peoples republic shall soon be declared
Halfords now fit Missiles after the success of the headlight bulbs and wipers fitting service 🤪
It’s an external fuel tank
https://www.trinitymarine.co.uk/shop/raf-tornado-gr4-fuselage-drop-tanks-2250-litre/