He mysteriously stabbed himself in the back 27 times then left a mysterious suicide note on a piece of paper under knife in his back saying “Let this a warning to the rest of you, do as we say and shut up!” on a piece of FSB letterhead paper.
Truly mysterious circumstances. Much like the multitude of other influential Russians who have died this year.
I always wonder how this regime is sustainable, we can not know the real extent of Putin’s and the other elite’s level of control over the industrial sector but one day the increasingly diminishing cash flow is bound to cause something…
I think there’s a storm brewing in Russia and I wonder what level of “spark” is needed to ignite the flames
Shitty things happen in shithole countries. Womp womp.
he must have slipped on a wet floor. The poor guy doing the cleaning will be blamed for sure
In Bulgaria, the media says he has fallen from a window.
Russian windows must be really dangerous.
Another day in Russia, another defenestration.
*Excessive curiosity made one russian top manager fall out of a window, plummet to the ground and break into pieces.*
*Another top manager poked his head out of a window to look at the one who had broken into pieces, but excessive curiosity made him too fall out of the window, plummet to the ground and break into pieces.*
*Then a third top manager fell out of a window, then a fourth, then a fifth.*
*When a sixth russian top manager fell out, I felt I’d had enough of watching them and went off to the Maltsev Market where I heard that a blind man had been given a knitted shawl.*
special suicidal operation
Just a reminder that this happened in the country millions in the West simp for as a bastion of strong values, lmao.
Ah yes, mysterious. I’d say it’s more of a open secret than a mystery,but that’s just my two cents.
Those banana peels and open windows are deadly combination.
> Russian State Media:
“Lukoil Chairman’s body hit a 9mm bullet, after which he accidentally defenestrated himself. We are sorry for this Special Suicidal Operation.”
12 comments
He mysteriously stabbed himself in the back 27 times then left a mysterious suicide note on a piece of paper under knife in his back saying “Let this a warning to the rest of you, do as we say and shut up!” on a piece of FSB letterhead paper.
Truly mysterious circumstances. Much like the multitude of other influential Russians who have died this year.
I always wonder how this regime is sustainable, we can not know the real extent of Putin’s and the other elite’s level of control over the industrial sector but one day the increasingly diminishing cash flow is bound to cause something…
I think there’s a storm brewing in Russia and I wonder what level of “spark” is needed to ignite the flames
Shitty things happen in shithole countries. Womp womp.
he must have slipped on a wet floor. The poor guy doing the cleaning will be blamed for sure
In Bulgaria, the media says he has fallen from a window.
Russian windows must be really dangerous.
Another day in Russia, another defenestration.
*Excessive curiosity made one russian top manager fall out of a window, plummet to the ground and break into pieces.*
*Another top manager poked his head out of a window to look at the one who had broken into pieces, but excessive curiosity made him too fall out of the window, plummet to the ground and break into pieces.*
*Then a third top manager fell out of a window, then a fourth, then a fifth.*
*When a sixth russian top manager fell out, I felt I’d had enough of watching them and went off to the Maltsev Market where I heard that a blind man had been given a knitted shawl.*
special suicidal operation
Just a reminder that this happened in the country millions in the West simp for as a bastion of strong values, lmao.
Ah yes, mysterious. I’d say it’s more of a open secret than a mystery,but that’s just my two cents.
Those banana peels and open windows are deadly combination.
> Russian State Media:
“Lukoil Chairman’s body hit a 9mm bullet, after which he accidentally defenestrated himself. We are sorry for this Special Suicidal Operation.”
Another day in Russia.