History of Portugal

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  1. * 1522 discovered the world
    * 1755 wiped out by an earthquake
    * 1807 invaded by the French
    * 1808 uninvaded (with a little help from a bunch of shouty goblins who are almost as good at driving boats and know how to give the French a kicking).
    * 1856 being generally miserable for no particular good reason
    * 1974 discovered democracy
    * 1986 found by Spain, after being lost for centuries due to a map reproduction error
    * 2022 ‘We’re full’

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