Only just yesterday my best friend for the past 14 year, 4 months and 5 days past away from eating one of these!
If it was thrown at you hard enough it could knock you off your bicycle into the path of an oncoming bus which swerves to avoid you and instead crashes into a gas tanker. You’d be so relieved to have survived that you’d sit back on the path to light a cigar, then boom!
So yes. Yes it could kill you.
Only on the 12th of July.
If they were frozen, and shot at you from a cannon, then probably, yes.
Hopefully.
Absolutely, that why they were captured and being held in nets
They’ve already eaten through their cage, you’re fecked so
You could choke on them or put one in a sock and devise a contraption from a lawnmower to repeatedly smack you over the head with them.
The net? That depends, are you a tiny turtle?
If they were thrown at you hard enough, I guess they would.
Been watching Sausage Party, have we?
They’ll give ya scurvy, I hear. Or maybe they’ll take it away? Either way, best to avoid them just to be on the safe side.
If one of them is dropped from the Empire State Building and hits you then it would definitely kill you
Only if those noble false widow feckers are hiding underneath
How do oranges communicate with one another?
They speak in Mandarin.
Not if you kill them first!
Maybe, if you try to swallow one whole…
Don’t know , but I would keep your eyes peeled ;))
oranges are high in vitamin C. Too much of this nutrient may cause digestive distress, cramping, nausea, diarrhea and other gastrointestinal symptoms.
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Only if you swallow them whole.
Only just yesterday my best friend for the past 14 year, 4 months and 5 days past away from eating one of these!
If it was thrown at you hard enough it could knock you off your bicycle into the path of an oncoming bus which swerves to avoid you and instead crashes into a gas tanker. You’d be so relieved to have survived that you’d sit back on the path to light a cigar, then boom!
So yes. Yes it could kill you.
Only on the 12th of July.
If they were frozen, and shot at you from a cannon, then probably, yes.
Hopefully.
Absolutely, that why they were captured and being held in nets
They’ve already eaten through their cage, you’re fecked so
You could choke on them or put one in a sock and devise a contraption from a lawnmower to repeatedly smack you over the head with them.
The net? That depends, are you a tiny turtle?
If they were thrown at you hard enough, I guess they would.
Been watching Sausage Party, have we?
They’ll give ya scurvy, I hear. Or maybe they’ll take it away? Either way, best to avoid them just to be on the safe side.
If one of them is dropped from the Empire State Building and hits you then it would definitely kill you
Only if those noble false widow feckers are hiding underneath
How do oranges communicate with one another?
They speak in Mandarin.
Not if you kill them first!
Maybe, if you try to swallow one whole…
Don’t know , but I would keep your eyes peeled ;))
oranges are high in vitamin C. Too much of this nutrient may cause digestive distress, cramping, nausea, diarrhea and other gastrointestinal symptoms.
If I throw them at you hard enough, maybe.
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