Good morning r/germany, we, r/Spain and r/Italy have decided to stand together and bring your country to public trial on behalf of this crime, How do you plead?Humour

18 comments

1. Oh, feel free to judge and execute whoever you want. I wholly support you.

2. With l’amour for Spain and Italie, this is just another invention of yours

3. It could be worse? I mean, chicken. They could have gone with seafood or chorizo or both at the same time…

4. Not guilty. Your food laws have no power here. 🤷🏻‍♂️

5. What do you want on your Pizza?

   Everything!

6. Im from germany and this was clearly under a false flag Operation as i have no idea who would seriously do that

7. As a German, I feel deeply ashamed!

8. I don’t see any Ananas!

   So I plead not guilty!

9. But the amarican made Chicago deep dish!

10. The fault lies with Spain and Italy for giving us the tools.

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    *Jokes aside, what pervert puts rice on a pizza?*

11. Guilty. Destroy all of our pizza franchises. They can’t stop creating atrocities.

12. Not guilty your honour. This is a more efficient layout.

    We are, but simple creatures bound by the rules of our society.

13. I have never seen this in my life and I will continue to say that

14. With regards to this wonderful creation by Italian master chefs I would like to ask: What do you propose to do to us that is worse than what you have already done to yourselves?

    [https://www.tripadvisor.de/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g1079121-d3514044-i210194754-Pizzeria_Il_Girasole-Aprilia_Province_of_Latina_Lazio.html](https://www.tripadvisor.de/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g1079121-d3514044-i210194754-Pizzeria_Il_Girasole-Aprilia_Province_of_Latina_Lazio.html)

15. guilty. Some of us enjoyed it…

16. I don’t understand the concept of putting starchy stuff like rice or pasta on bread.

17. I love this pizza!

18. its got no pineapple on it stop crying