Met Éireann have released the new list of storm names for the 2022/23 storm season…you just know Tobias will be a real clinker!

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1. Unlikely we’ll get as far as Tobias. Unless the weather turns really apocalyptic.

2. The excitement of the new storm names – I was sent this by someone who’s ‘into’ the weather.

   Anyway where’s your money on which one is going to be the one we talk about for at least a week?

   Mine is Tobias…no idea why maybe as I watch/ed Arrested Development.

3. Storm Daisy will be a case study in naming storms. It’s non threatening, nobody will take proper precautions. It’ll fuck us up and break our hearts. You’ll be looking at photos of her six months later, not able to forget the brief time you had together, still healing from the scars.

4. Storm Owain? “No I don’t as it goes”. IYKYK

5. Shove it up your Wouter

6. If Khalid really fucks shit up… ?
   I wouldn’t like to be the meteorologist that calls that one a weather bomb

7. Woah Nelly

8. Tobias! Did you accept a six hour collect call from the States?

9. Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do

   I’m half crazy all for the love of you

   It won’t be a stylish marriage

   I can’t afford a carriage

   But you’ll look sweet upon the seat

   Of a bicycle built for two

10. That’s a grand name Fleur a storm…

11. Awww I want to be a storm!

12. Woo black Betty bam boo wam

13. Johanna will have us shaken, I just know.

14. I think we’ll top out at Ide or Johanna.

15. I thought they were meant to alternate male and female names, no? Isn’t Íde a female name?

16. tobias, you blowhard!