Aye, that’s the greater northern nuisance spider, usually found up around the long forgotten county of Donegal. People never really go there, so it’s not seen very much. And donegal wans don’t mention it as they’re too busy drinking and knocking seven shades of shite out of each other.
Burn the dad down, quickly! Eggs have been laid in his brain!!!
Yeah that’s just the way they are now. It’s the weather thats doing it.
Which one is your dad?
Looks like the gremlin spider – don’t expose it to sunlight, don’t get it wet and whatever you do don’t feed it after midnight
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Aye, that’s the greater northern nuisance spider, usually found up around the long forgotten county of Donegal. People never really go there, so it’s not seen very much. And donegal wans don’t mention it as they’re too busy drinking and knocking seven shades of shite out of each other.
Burn the dad down, quickly! Eggs have been laid in his brain!!!
Yeah that’s just the way they are now. It’s the weather thats doing it.
Which one is your dad?
Looks like the gremlin spider – don’t expose it to sunlight, don’t get it wet and whatever you do don’t feed it after midnight
“What you say?”
That’s an eight legged freak.