Haha immersion wooden spoon pure craic like to be sure ya know lads
Ireland retorts to Russia about *their* ‘vodka issues’ and Russia slips Polonium-210 into Ireland’s pint and then throws Ireland out of a nearby 6th floor window…
No.
The German have entered the chat with there boot shaped glasses.
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they key is sitting with right set of countries. But then again everyone will be already drinking while IE waits for Guinness to settle : D
100% there is an American trying to sneak in and assault a woman passed out drunk in the other room.
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England is in the corner on ots own, totally conflicted, secretly wanting to join the party but only if everyone agrees to play by the rules they set. They talk incessantly trying to remind everyone about how good things were and how much fun was had when everyone played by their rules.
Jesus murphy just fucking stop.
Wisconsin shows up already plastered. It’s too expensive to get drunk paying for each drink, gotta pre-game.
The Brits have a tantrum and leave, they are too stubborn to ask to come back in so they just cry across the road looking in the window at all the fun.
They all laugh until America shows up and opens fire on the party…
this is several Foil, Arms, and Hog sketches on youtube
(a three man Irish comedy troup)
Mate, I think it’s more like “many countries are sitting around enjoying a few beers or drinks of their choice. Meanwhile Ireland is puking in the jacks after”pre-gaming” a shoulder of vodka before they came out”
By the end of the party Irelans will be locked out of its mind, and still trying to pretend like it can hold its drink better than anyone else even everyone knows it can’t.
Sweden has brought three boxes of wine that they won’t open until after four, after which they will drink all of three of them by themselves while loudly expressing concern over other countries’ alcoholism. Until then they will sit in a corner not interacting with anyone except Norway.
Well it is 8am
I made one in that thread too. Us mostly angry about stereotypes while drinking a pint and talking about the British.
Scotland and England are also drunk off there heads, Russia and Ukraine are constantly fighting, America is still eating food, Canada and Australia are just watching, maybe drinking a pint or two, France thinks there better for drinking wine, Spain and Portugal are cheering on England, Scotland and Ireland, China is giving people they like money, India is trying to scam China, Afghanistan brought fireworks, Brazil is sat alone in fear of being bullied, and Japan is giving people free porn. Can’t be bothered to think of more
Everyone’s talking about how rich and successful Ireland is, when his life is actually a complete mess, he’s just good at hiding it.
Canada comes in wearing a beaver-pelt hat, proceeds to down a bottle of maple syrup as a party trick then drinks Moloson all night
Russia starts a fight, gets a bloody nose, and spends the rest of the party loudly complaining about how they had “no choice” and wondering why nobody likes them.
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Haha immersion wooden spoon pure craic like to be sure ya know lads
Ireland retorts to Russia about *their* ‘vodka issues’ and Russia slips Polonium-210 into Ireland’s pint and then throws Ireland out of a nearby 6th floor window…
No.
The German have entered the chat with there boot shaped glasses.
[removed]
they key is sitting with right set of countries. But then again everyone will be already drinking while IE waits for Guinness to settle : D
100% there is an American trying to sneak in and assault a woman passed out drunk in the other room.
[deleted]
England is in the corner on ots own, totally conflicted, secretly wanting to join the party but only if everyone agrees to play by the rules they set. They talk incessantly trying to remind everyone about how good things were and how much fun was had when everyone played by their rules.
Jesus murphy just fucking stop.
Wisconsin shows up already plastered. It’s too expensive to get drunk paying for each drink, gotta pre-game.
The Brits have a tantrum and leave, they are too stubborn to ask to come back in so they just cry across the road looking in the window at all the fun.
They all laugh until America shows up and opens fire on the party…
this is several Foil, Arms, and Hog sketches on youtube
(a three man Irish comedy troup)
Mate, I think it’s more like “many countries are sitting around enjoying a few beers or drinks of their choice. Meanwhile Ireland is puking in the jacks after”pre-gaming” a shoulder of vodka before they came out”
By the end of the party Irelans will be locked out of its mind, and still trying to pretend like it can hold its drink better than anyone else even everyone knows it can’t.
Sweden has brought three boxes of wine that they won’t open until after four, after which they will drink all of three of them by themselves while loudly expressing concern over other countries’ alcoholism. Until then they will sit in a corner not interacting with anyone except Norway.
Well it is 8am
I made one in that thread too. Us mostly angry about stereotypes while drinking a pint and talking about the British.
Scotland and England are also drunk off there heads, Russia and Ukraine are constantly fighting, America is still eating food, Canada and Australia are just watching, maybe drinking a pint or two, France thinks there better for drinking wine, Spain and Portugal are cheering on England, Scotland and Ireland, China is giving people they like money, India is trying to scam China, Afghanistan brought fireworks, Brazil is sat alone in fear of being bullied, and Japan is giving people free porn. Can’t be bothered to think of more
Everyone’s talking about how rich and successful Ireland is, when his life is actually a complete mess, he’s just good at hiding it.
Canada comes in wearing a beaver-pelt hat, proceeds to down a bottle of maple syrup as a party trick then drinks Moloson all night
Russia starts a fight, gets a bloody nose, and spends the rest of the party loudly complaining about how they had “no choice” and wondering why nobody likes them.