To everybody who told me to stop drinking on my hangover post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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1. My head hurts because I bang it against the wall

2. Nothing like a nice cold brewski when you’re hung over

3. I feel cold after a cold shower

4. Inane problems attract inane advice.

5. Shite load of Asparagus, vitamins, and a dirty aul Monster energy will get me 65% over the hump

6. Myrkl pills , these motherfuckers work!

7. To be fair, if you’re on r/ireland, thinking is not your strong suit

8. Drink more booze instead.

9. I told you to drink more (consistently) tbf. That’d solve the problem too.

10. I listen to Slayers reign in blood full album through my wireless cans (head phones). I draw power from their power thrash.

11. Best way I can describe it is pint number 6 feels like pint number 4 , and the next day instead of lying in ruin for hours, I’m up and about but feel a little tired.

    Edit: This was supposed to be a response to a question about myrkl pills

12. The only reason you have a hangover is because you stopped “_(ツ)_/”

13. It’s true tho

14. DRINK WATER.

    If you’re waking up hung over then before you sleep you should have more water in your system.

    Drink all you like but getting dehydrated and looking for cures is a fools errand, if you’re waking up dehydrated the cure is to stay hydrated to begin with.

    The best hangover cure is not getting one to begin with, so choose, you either stay hydrated or lay off the alcohol.

    Or keep getting hangovers, that’s probably what you’re going with if you’re going to make a passive aggressive reddit post about it.

15. But really just drink less or the equivalent over a much longer time frame. Cramming a rake of pints/tins into. 5 hour window will kill you.

    Drink the same over a 14 hour period after eating two meals will lessen the hangover.

16. You know someone is Irish when they bust out a Simpsons quote.

17. My hangover cure was to pour a shot of vodka into a glass, drink it, puke it back into the glass, drink it again and continue that cycle until the tremors disappeared. I don’t miss alcohol, it’s a toxic narcissist of a friend.

18. You just keep bitching about shit you inflict upon yourself. Recently single?

19. You should get yourself a business hammock to help recover form the hangovers!