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  1. God imagine having to die after decades upon decades on the throne and your political eulogist is Liz f*cking Truss. A two-bit accountant disowned by her own family.

  2. Sinn Fein wins in the North. An orangeman falls off a giant stack of pallets and now Lizzie’s gonna die. What a time to be alive!

  3. I remember the day Phil died. Everywhere was going on and on about it, no one talking about the real tragedy that day: the death of DMX

  4. Can’t honestly say I give a fuck, except dreading days and days (weeks?) of endless tv and newspaper coverage.

  5. Tabloids: “Freedom of speech is under attack from leftists!”

    Also Tabloids: “Anybody making jokes about the queen should be executed!”

    Watch it happen, folks!

  6. Hard to fathom that Charles will be the third monarch solely of the Six Counties. Elizabeth’s uncle was the last King of Ireland. His abdication was used by Dev as an excuse to Republicanize the Free State. So even though her reign was absurdly long, we’re still talking about three generations of partition.

    I look forward to the day where they remove the harp from the royal arms.

  7. I think she’s already passed, and perhaps they’re waiting until this evening to make an announcement to allow for mourners to gather at the palace. The attire of the media is mostly all black in the usual royal protocol for a death of a senior of the family. I also find the constant referral to her in the past tense to be a bit strange. Then add in the fact that they’re all heading to Balmoral.

  8. My granda was born a couple of days after Liz and has always had a solid hatred for her. Old chap will be over the moon when he outlives her haha

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