Britain’s Queen Elizabeth ‘under medical supervision’ with doctors concerned for health

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  1. She’s already dead, they’re just buttering up the plebs for what will be a lot of polite queuing up for mourning in top hats.

  2. Jesus if she does die while I’m here in Canada I’m going to be bombarded with so many sugary sweet, fawning tributes it’ll probably give me diabetes.

  3. As people age and become senile, they revert to only speaking and understanding their mother tongue. I had kind of hoped Elizabeth would live long enough to fall into speaking German.

    Would have made quite a sight at the opening of Parliament.

  4. Likely bad news for us, her death will boost popularity for the Tories and Labour will split on the question of abolition.

  5. Not looking good. BBC has cleared it’s scheduled and Huw Edwards (BBC chief presenter) has taken over in an all black suit.

  6. I think she’s already gone. Almost all the royals are up there, even Harry & Megan are on route now according to Sky News

  7. Way to upstage the start of the NFL season and Tuchels sacking. Time to bust out the cigar and pour out 32 count of whiskey.

  8. Presenters are wearing black on BBC in preparation to deliver the news.

    I predict it will be announced at the 6pm news.

  9. Her last command will be to set the north free. It will be game of thrones when she is gone, Charles vs William for the throne. Most people find Charles unpalatable. Perhaps Harry comes from Casterly Rock and makes a go at it.

  10. To hell with the monarchy, but on an individual level she was fairly good to Ireland. The state visit to the Republic in 2011 was great for reconciliation and her speech at the end of it was the least condescending towards Ireland a British monarch is capable of being.

    Not gonna celebrate this one.

  11. I said when Philip died that she wouldn’t make it past September. Seems like she’s definitely on the way out this time.

  12. Maybe her death will knock some sense into the dup to get their shit together and get the government sorted. They’ll have the hashtag #forthequeen

  13. I won’t take satisfaction on an old woman dying if it’s true but i’m just going to hate Irish media and West Brits creaming themselves over this if she does die.

  14. So it goes, saw em speaking about it on the TV this morning, way it sounded she was on the way to kicking the bucket. Pretty much only a matter of time now.

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