Larry4Leader: No 10’s Larry the cat ‘enters’ race to become next PM

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  1. Shits all over the place, rips the heads off of vulnerable birds who happen to enter his territory and is desperate for attention. Sounds like a better candidate than truss

  2. I just want Larry the cat to be the next PM. I have a feeling that he’d have good agricultural policies, a focus on animal wealth fare and a desire to protect the UKs fishing and dairy industries.

    Vote for the Chief Mouser, Larry, to be Prime Minister.

  3. We didn’t know it then but he became the world’s most despicable tyrant. In the history books he was named Larry the Conqueror and Larry the Bastard by his subjects.

    When they came for the mice I did not speak.

    When they came for the hounds I did not speak.

    When they came for me there was no one left to speak up.

  4. I don’t want to sound too purrlitical this early on but I bet he will have cheese and milk parties having seen what Boris got away with.

  5. Can we actually vote for him instead of any of the other options? Like I don’t know what it says about the country when we’d rather have a cat than a person to run it.

  6. The most competent at job, useful, and while I know we shouldn’t judge book by the covers: the most attractive one.

  7. My promise to you: a fishy in every dishy, fresh water in every bowl and clean litterboxes on every street.

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