Anyone else underseige by these big basterds

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  1. I swear it’s every day the woman’s wrecking my head chasing them around the house. They’re fast as fuck too

  2. Theirs a big bastard like that in my room doing laps of the walls every night, I’m still too scared to approach him.

  3. We have a couple. I just lift my feet to let them pass under. My missus on the other hand screams the place down. Trap under a pint glass and then slide a sheet of paper under that and release into the wild. But I think they’re homing spiders as they’re always back indoors very soon.

  4. Yes ! I’ve had to dispose of a few lately, they don’t bother me personally but my female flat mate is absolutely petrified and she won’t give over until I get rid of them

  5. Just killed one in the bath. Which would be the second one that ended up in that particular spot (but previous one was before the heat-wave).

    They’ll all be coming indoors soon. Prepare yourselves.

  6. Da fuck is that monster?! For what I care I could have mice, rats or even dragons everything is better than that thing, what ever it is

  7. Sucked one big bastard up in the Dyson last week & I swear he spent the next few hours tipping the perspex sayin “you just wait til I get out of here ya cunt ya”

  8. Have one under the decking since May. So big, I figured he had to have a name so I called him ‘Gary.’

    Gary went on to birth loads of little Garys so now I can’t call him Gary any more.

  9. To deter spiders, mix lime, peppermint or other citrus essential oil with some white vinegar and spray along entrances (doors, windows etc)

    They hate it.

  10. I’ve been woken up by one just now and last night. Scares the fuck out of us as they appear while wife is feeding baby. Will try citrus spray mix around the bed and all over bedroom!

  11. Had one in the corner of the bathroom I named Simon, he was a great fella for eating the fungus gnats but I’ve not seen him peek out for a few days now,, kinda sad about that he’s earnt his keep.

  12. The spiders in Ireland are all sound out, doing great work and don’t deserve these annual performative hysterics.

  13. My housemate leaves his window open 24/7 and open the kitchen windows too, they seem to bypass his room and go straight into mine and the other housemates.

    We have clean rooms too and I absolutely hate the bastards. Killed 2 this week of similar size.

  14. had one of these cunts in my house last week, thought it was a facehugger scuttling across my floor, usually dont mind a few small spiders around the house, rather them then flies, but this fucker wasn’t welcome, didnt keep to himself like the others, caught it and threw it out the window

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