That’s it. We’re totally screwed. Possibly the most useless member of a government that’s not exactly noted for competence.
If there is a god, please send a 50-ton meteorite to end this timeline.
Incoming new health policy: just kill the injured and sick off
Sickening, it is sickening. God, I hope we get someone in charge of the DWP with a bit of compassion because Jesus Christ its been lacking. I feel sorry for our healthcare system, though they’re getting a fucking dangerous person in charge.
Absolutely horrid piece of excrement of a minister…fucking dreadful
She looks real healthy.
This is shaping up to be the worst cabinet in history
It’s actually fucking impressive now
Have they seen the state of her?
Will she be starting with obesity or just continue with the fat cat destruction of the NHS. Either way another one that belongs in prison not in Downing Street
We’re balls deep in tory race to the bottom.
This is a daily mash article right?
Don’t judge a book by the cover and all that. But…
Oh. My. God. Her cabinet is going to be worse than any of Boris’s and they were the worst I’d seen in 40 years. We really are completely fucked.
So thats the NHS fucked more than it was. Dry with sandpaper no less.
I wish I could have a single day that didn’t require multiple for fuck sakes but here we are.
Oh dear. The NHS is definitely going to be screwed even more if she is made Health Secretary. The only positive is at least she won’t be the secretary of state for work and pensions but then again they could appoint someone even worse.
Another nail in the coffin of the Conservative party.
Amanda Holden is one year older than her.
Older.
They just had to hire slme fatty batty for this role
Therese as Health Secretary is basically going to be her going “Well technically people getting sick isn’t the NHSs problem as they could have done better by trying to avoid being sick in the first place”
What a complete fucking cunt she is.
Ah yes. An anti LGBT person as health secretary. This won’t be an absolute disaster for gay and trans people. Fuck this country so much.
Oh great, now she’s going to replace all treatment with “suck it up you waste of space, go home and pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get back to work”
Exquisite collection of oligophrenic genocidally dangerous creatures. It would be the most absurd and the darkest political satire, but unfortunately it’s just another day in UK politics.
This fucker is actually scary she’s proper nasty, no one would pass a means test if she was boss, not even her mother. She’d back things like no men on public transport.
She hardly looks healthy at that body fat percentage.
At least Matt Hancock and Sajid Javid looked like they could complete a 10k without collapsing.
Clown world!
Why Suffolk still vote Tory, especially with her at the helm, is beyond me. I’d love to see it change at the next election but I can’t see it happening.
So we have a morbidly obese, cigar smoking, possible alcoholic in charge of the nhs. Remember she claimed covid deaths were high because people were fat. This is insane. Still good news she’s not in charge of dwp i suppose
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That’s it. We’re totally screwed. Possibly the most useless member of a government that’s not exactly noted for competence.
If there is a god, please send a 50-ton meteorite to end this timeline.
Incoming new health policy: just kill the injured and sick off
Sickening, it is sickening. God, I hope we get someone in charge of the DWP with a bit of compassion because Jesus Christ its been lacking. I feel sorry for our healthcare system, though they’re getting a fucking dangerous person in charge.
Absolutely horrid piece of excrement of a minister…fucking dreadful
She looks real healthy.
This is shaping up to be the worst cabinet in history
It’s actually fucking impressive now
Have they seen the state of her?
Will she be starting with obesity or just continue with the fat cat destruction of the NHS. Either way another one that belongs in prison not in Downing Street
We’re balls deep in tory race to the bottom.
This is a daily mash article right?
Don’t judge a book by the cover and all that. But…
Oh. My. God. Her cabinet is going to be worse than any of Boris’s and they were the worst I’d seen in 40 years. We really are completely fucked.
You mean [this](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ek4L3YMWAAAgA8a?format=png&name=small) Therese Coffey?
So thats the NHS fucked more than it was. Dry with sandpaper no less.
I wish I could have a single day that didn’t require multiple for fuck sakes but here we are.
Oh dear. The NHS is definitely going to be screwed even more if she is made Health Secretary. The only positive is at least she won’t be the secretary of state for work and pensions but then again they could appoint someone even worse.
Another nail in the coffin of the Conservative party.
Amanda Holden is one year older than her.
Older.
They just had to hire slme fatty batty for this role
Therese as Health Secretary is basically going to be her going “Well technically people getting sick isn’t the NHSs problem as they could have done better by trying to avoid being sick in the first place”
What a complete fucking cunt she is.
Ah yes. An anti LGBT person as health secretary. This won’t be an absolute disaster for gay and trans people. Fuck this country so much.
Oh great, now she’s going to replace all treatment with “suck it up you waste of space, go home and pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get back to work”
Exquisite collection of oligophrenic genocidally dangerous creatures. It would be the most absurd and the darkest political satire, but unfortunately it’s just another day in UK politics.
This fucker is actually scary she’s proper nasty, no one would pass a means test if she was boss, not even her mother. She’d back things like no men on public transport.
She hardly looks healthy at that body fat percentage.
At least Matt Hancock and Sajid Javid looked like they could complete a 10k without collapsing.
Clown world!
Why Suffolk still vote Tory, especially with her at the helm, is beyond me. I’d love to see it change at the next election but I can’t see it happening.
She Mrs Brown
https://youtu.be/cgpcJ2K8Lic
Jabba the hutt is the new health secretary ..
So we have a morbidly obese, cigar smoking, possible alcoholic in charge of the nhs. Remember she claimed covid deaths were high because people were fat. This is insane. Still good news she’s not in charge of dwp i suppose
As someone from her constituency, I’m sorry.
She’s a utter fucking cunt.