Wow! Such perfect timing! Just in time to create a bit more deflection!
Clearly these two will do anything to distract from the headlines.
Fuck me imagine going through all this whilst your wife is giving birth to your child
I mean he’s a bellend and gets no sympathy from me but how the fuck does anyone cope with that
Inducing labour just to get out of some tough questions seems a bit rash.
Christ. Couldn’t write this stuff. I wonder if they’ll throw a party?
What are they calling her? Brie Chardonnay Johnson?
How many children does he have now and how long is he going to stay with her once he’s no longer PM?
Induced early labour?
Presumably if there had been any inclination she was due he might have whipped it out as an excuse to get out of pmqs, maybe the story got too big overnight?
Or very lucky timing… For him.
The one thing you can rely on Boris for, is he’ll literally fuck (up) anything, everything and everyone again and again and again.
I don’t think I even remember the announcement of this pregnancy.
Who the fuck cares? Do your job you useless piece of human garbage. And for God’s sake get the snip the last thing we need is the Boris legacy carried on by another twenty sprogs.
On the plus side at least it’s not just the UK getting repeatedly fucked, his girl is too.
Am not a conspiracy theorist or anything, but these are the two most well timed children in history…
I thought Conservatives were proponents of saying people who can’t afford to have kids shouldn’t be having them?
Johnsons quantity of children is a clear sign that survival of the fittest slant on evolution is a gross over simplification
Fuck me that’s suspiciously well timed
Was Boris aggressively shouting at the womb for the little bugger to come out last night to take a bit of the heat off him?
Done the maths…. Boris plowing his missus into the middle of next week coincides with the 1% payrise for NHS workers….. (insert joke about him screwing the entire country here)
I feel so sorry for this kid, boys need good dads to become good men 😬 hes got a rough life ahead of him as a politicians son 😔.
Would been hilarious if this was a few months ago and she conceived in a group orgy at the illegal Christmas bash!
I’m sick of this vile cretin continuing to spread his awful gene pool.
Hope it’s not a dead cat… Wait, that’s not what I meant
Must be nice being able to afford that many holidays AND a second child. This man enjoys privileges the rest of us could only dream of.
The biggest threat to the world is people Sir David Attenborough has stated this. We shouldn’t be allowed more than 2 or 3 children max. Yet we have people like boris who have 7 kids completely unnecessary. Fuck this news
I feel like she only had the first one this year. Anyway, time to zip up now Bojo.
I struggle to finish the job if I have a tug in the shower. How’s this guy managing to get women pregnant after spending all day fucking an entire country?
That’s now 8 mini-Johnsons to ruin this country in the future in unison
We’re all truly fucked
Was nice knowing everyone 🏳
Congratulations Carrie on your 2nd child.
So Alex, is that 7 or 8 now?
Happy for them given the miscarriage. I know how painful that is and not everyone is fortunate enough to have a baby afterwards.
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Wow! Such perfect timing! Just in time to create a bit more deflection!
Clearly these two will do anything to distract from the headlines.
Fuck me imagine going through all this whilst your wife is giving birth to your child
I mean he’s a bellend and gets no sympathy from me but how the fuck does anyone cope with that
Inducing labour just to get out of some tough questions seems a bit rash.
Christ. Couldn’t write this stuff. I wonder if they’ll throw a party?
What are they calling her? Brie Chardonnay Johnson?
How many children does he have now and how long is he going to stay with her once he’s no longer PM?
Induced early labour?
Presumably if there had been any inclination she was due he might have whipped it out as an excuse to get out of pmqs, maybe the story got too big overnight?
Or very lucky timing… For him.
The one thing you can rely on Boris for, is he’ll literally fuck (up) anything, everything and everyone again and again and again.
I don’t think I even remember the announcement of this pregnancy.
Who the fuck cares? Do your job you useless piece of human garbage. And for God’s sake get the snip the last thing we need is the Boris legacy carried on by another twenty sprogs.
On the plus side at least it’s not just the UK getting repeatedly fucked, his girl is too.
Am not a conspiracy theorist or anything, but these are the two most well timed children in history…
I thought Conservatives were proponents of saying people who can’t afford to have kids shouldn’t be having them?
Johnsons quantity of children is a clear sign that survival of the fittest slant on evolution is a gross over simplification
Fuck me that’s suspiciously well timed
Was Boris aggressively shouting at the womb for the little bugger to come out last night to take a bit of the heat off him?
Done the maths…. Boris plowing his missus into the middle of next week coincides with the 1% payrise for NHS workers….. (insert joke about him screwing the entire country here)
I feel so sorry for this kid, boys need good dads to become good men 😬 hes got a rough life ahead of him as a politicians son 😔.
Would been hilarious if this was a few months ago and she conceived in a group orgy at the illegal Christmas bash!
I’m sick of this vile cretin continuing to spread his awful gene pool.
Hope it’s not a dead cat… Wait, that’s not what I meant
Must be nice being able to afford that many holidays AND a second child. This man enjoys privileges the rest of us could only dream of.
The biggest threat to the world is people Sir David Attenborough has stated this. We shouldn’t be allowed more than 2 or 3 children max. Yet we have people like boris who have 7 kids completely unnecessary. Fuck this news
I feel like she only had the first one this year. Anyway, time to zip up now Bojo.
I struggle to finish the job if I have a tug in the shower. How’s this guy managing to get women pregnant after spending all day fucking an entire country?
That’s now 8 mini-Johnsons to ruin this country in the future in unison
We’re all truly fucked
Was nice knowing everyone 🏳
Congratulations Carrie on your 2nd child.
So Alex, is that 7 or 8 now?
Happy for them given the miscarriage. I know how painful that is and not everyone is fortunate enough to have a baby afterwards.
>Global over-population is the real issue.
– Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, 2007
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/3643551/Global-over-population-is-the-real-issue.html
Which room in number 10 was this one conceived in I wonder, maybe over some 300 year old desk.
I wonder if he knows which number child of his this is?
He’s like the grubbier version of the Sunderland shagger.