He doesn’t need to. King Harald and Queen Elizabeth are family, they have the same great grandparents. Queen Maud of Norway, Harald’s grandmother, was the youngest daughter of King Edvard VII and Queen Alexandra.
And you can actually see the family ties when both King Olav and King Harald met Queen Elizabeth. They broke protocol and hugged the Queen and acted like the relative she was, because they had known her on a somewhat personal level for decades.
Fun fact: King Harald is the first non-British royal in the succession order to the British throne.
He can, if he wants to. We the people, don’t want that shithole and only a few of the people.
Time for the new “Hardråde” to reclaim England
No he doesn’t have the hair for that.
Ssssshhh!
Yes.
Kong Harald wont be warmongering enough. Martha on the other hand…
Haakon VII basically named both Harald V and Charles III, so not whilst Charles is king. After he has outlived Charles though probably. We all know how big and competent the norwegian army is …
Can you claim the UK after we leave it
-sincerely
The scots
Why do you think we supported Brexit? Now you have no allies!
Yeah, he’s gonna make it into a Scandinavian countrywith it’s own weird dialect
If we weren’t stopped by modern alliances/agreements, huge population differences, and modern culture/morality I guess it could have actually happened.
He will not grow his hair until it is completed.
One king to rule them all
Scandinavian brothers and sisters!
For to long have we toiled the oilfields, the mines and forests and all we get is getting fat by eating imported junk food, lazy with coffee from Starbucks and our minds scrambled by Facebook, tiktok and so called influencers destroying the minds of our old and children.
The time has come to break the bondage, the bondage that is shackeling is from the continent.
We will reclaim our birth rigth, no longer slave under the German, Franco and British yoke.
Toss away your lacoste shirt and Gucci shoes, let your beard grow and burn the churches and get your heirloom bearded axe, carve new longboats.
A new storm is coming, a northern storm.
For Harald, for Odin, FOR THE NORTH.
Sounds like a crusader king run now🤣🤣
i support
Absoluteley!
Yes he will. With brown cheese he will charm the brits and take the throne.
Nah… We did that already, and shipbuilders aren’t what they used to be… We took the best and left the rest, and see no need to go back!
See you in Wessex drengr!
With the powerful mage Durek at hand we should do quick business against the brits.
as a brit please help
Maud told him not to. Honor your elders
What is this post lmao
No ofc not
Yes
Brexit?! We’m show them NorwIn instead!
Nah. Idont thik so. He has basically a symbolic role at this point and requires his government to agree with him in order to do anything at all
Britain is just a Norwegian puppet state.
Didn’t you know?
i have enough swords for 7 people. anyone got a longboat? maybe someone’s wife can pack us some lunches?
Yes, invade with our army, that is the same size as a English village
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what is this garbage joke
He doesn’t need to. King Harald and Queen Elizabeth are family, they have the same great grandparents. Queen Maud of Norway, Harald’s grandmother, was the youngest daughter of King Edvard VII and Queen Alexandra.
And you can actually see the family ties when both King Olav and King Harald met Queen Elizabeth. They broke protocol and hugged the Queen and acted like the relative she was, because they had known her on a somewhat personal level for decades.
Fun fact: King Harald is the first non-British royal in the succession order to the British throne.
He can, if he wants to. We the people, don’t want that shithole and only a few of the people.
Time for the new “Hardråde” to reclaim England
No he doesn’t have the hair for that.
Ssssshhh!
Yes.
Kong Harald wont be warmongering enough. Martha on the other hand…
Haakon VII basically named both Harald V and Charles III, so not whilst Charles is king. After he has outlived Charles though probably. We all know how big and competent the norwegian army is …
Can you claim the UK after we leave it
-sincerely
The scots
Why do you think we supported Brexit? Now you have no allies!
Yeah, he’s gonna make it into a Scandinavian countrywith it’s own weird dialect
If we weren’t stopped by modern alliances/agreements, huge population differences, and modern culture/morality I guess it could have actually happened.
He will not grow his hair until it is completed.
One king to rule them all
Scandinavian brothers and sisters!
For to long have we toiled the oilfields, the mines and forests and all we get is getting fat by eating imported junk food, lazy with coffee from Starbucks and our minds scrambled by Facebook, tiktok and so called influencers destroying the minds of our old and children.
The time has come to break the bondage, the bondage that is shackeling is from the continent.
We will reclaim our birth rigth, no longer slave under the German, Franco and British yoke.
Toss away your lacoste shirt and Gucci shoes, let your beard grow and burn the churches and get your heirloom bearded axe, carve new longboats.
A new storm is coming, a northern storm.
For Harald, for Odin, FOR THE NORTH.
Sounds like a crusader king run now🤣🤣
i support
Absoluteley!
Yes he will. With brown cheese he will charm the brits and take the throne.
Nah… We did that already, and shipbuilders aren’t what they used to be… We took the best and left the rest, and see no need to go back!
See you in Wessex drengr!
With the powerful mage Durek at hand we should do quick business against the brits.
as a brit please help
Maud told him not to. Honor your elders
What is this post lmao
No ofc not
Yes
Brexit?! We’m show them NorwIn instead!
Nah. Idont thik so. He has basically a symbolic role at this point and requires his government to agree with him in order to do anything at all
Britain is just a Norwegian puppet state.
Didn’t you know?
i have enough swords for 7 people. anyone got a longboat? maybe someone’s wife can pack us some lunches?
Yes, invade with our army, that is the same size as a English village