King Charles’ odd morning routine with shoelaces ironed and toothpaste squeezed for him

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  1. > Meanwhile, in the documentary, The Madness of Prince Charles, royal biographer Anthony Holden said, “Charles, for all his attempts to find out how the other half lives and interest in the less fortunate in society, for all that, he has two men, paid for by the state, to help him get dressed in the morning.”

    I’ve got as much expertise on the Royal Family as any other Royal Correspondent who appears on US news, so I’m just throwing this out there. He’s definitely banged one of those two dudes.

  2. I put on my trousers the same way as everyone else, one of my men holds them around me and the other stitches them closed.

    It’s a simple system and it works.

    Now that Shakey-Jake is firmly on trouser holding duty.

  3. “I find it impossible to walk without properly ironed shoe laces. I don’t know how ordinary people manage such hardships.”

    — Last thing said by Joe Biden to Vladimir Putin before start of the Ukraine War

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