Spider bro. They be helping keep your house fly free.
I don’t know enough about the spiders to I.D them.
It’s called a hell no
Im no expert, but if its growing my first guess is that its pregnant…
Goes by the name Shelob and can only be killed by an elven sword.
That’s a garden spider, maybe garden cross spider
Cross post to r/spiders for an ID.
Leave her be and she’ll take care of the bugs for free.
I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it…
Just a normal garden spider/cross orb weaver.
You mean this is still in your gaff….alive???
Tarantula. Definitely a Tarantula.
Probably the Giant Bird eating Tarantula.
Aldi sell those sticks with soft bristles that open and close at the end to catch and release spiders..
Buy it!!!
A pregnant one, I’m guessing.
Cross orb weaver. Big booty
What’s with r/ireland taking pictures of the most common spiders in ireland and asking what they are? Where have you all been living your whole lives?
Over an inch and keeps growing you say?
I don’t know but would you like a flamethrower?
That looks like a fairly typical orb weaver. Where I’m from orb weavers usually have a crab-carapace like shape with cool spikes protrusions. And they’re typically white with the spikes being black, but the black with red spikes are pretty normal too.
Orb weavers are dope. There are a LOT of variants. I think “banana” spiders are also a type of orb weaver (don’t quote me on that though).
I don’t remember much about their bites. But I know the spider bites I got as a kid didn’t give me spidey powers and one sent me to the hospital (didn’t see what type, stuck my hand in a bush).
TLDR: It looks like an orb weaver. I’m 90% sure. Body shape.
Let her grow maybe she can win a fight against any False Widow you get in there, although very unlikely….
Some sort of orb weaver definitely
Kill it with fire.
The kind that goes down the toilet.
That’s what we in the business call “a big fecking spider”
Cross spider. Right in my face yesterday when checked my boat. If you tear down the webb, there be a new one next day. Respect.
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Thats a big fucking spider

Spider bro. They be helping keep your house fly free.
I don’t know enough about the spiders to I.D them.
It’s called a hell no
Im no expert, but if its growing my first guess is that its pregnant…
Goes by the name Shelob and can only be killed by an elven sword.
That’s a garden spider, maybe garden cross spider
Cross post to r/spiders for an ID.
Leave her be and she’ll take care of the bugs for free.
I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it…
Just a normal garden spider/cross orb weaver.
You mean this is still in your gaff….alive???
Tarantula. Definitely a Tarantula.
Probably the Giant Bird eating Tarantula.
Aldi sell those sticks with soft bristles that open and close at the end to catch and release spiders..
Buy it!!!
A pregnant one, I’m guessing.
Cross orb weaver. Big booty
What’s with r/ireland taking pictures of the most common spiders in ireland and asking what they are? Where have you all been living your whole lives?
Over an inch and keeps growing you say?
I don’t know but would you like a flamethrower?
That looks like a fairly typical orb weaver. Where I’m from orb weavers usually have a crab-carapace like shape with cool spikes protrusions. And they’re typically white with the spikes being black, but the black with red spikes are pretty normal too.
Orb weavers are dope. There are a LOT of variants. I think “banana” spiders are also a type of orb weaver (don’t quote me on that though).
I don’t remember much about their bites. But I know the spider bites I got as a kid didn’t give me spidey powers and one sent me to the hospital (didn’t see what type, stuck my hand in a bush).
TLDR: It looks like an orb weaver. I’m 90% sure. Body shape.
Let her grow maybe she can win a fight against any False Widow you get in there, although very unlikely….
Some sort of orb weaver definitely
Kill it with fire.
The kind that goes down the toilet.
That’s what we in the business call “a big fecking spider”
Cross spider. Right in my face yesterday when checked my boat. If you tear down the webb, there be a new one next day. Respect.