Two women ‘sexually assaulted’ in queue to see Queen lie in state

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  1. > Adeshine was remanded in custody on Friday after appearing at Westminster Magistrates’ Court charged with two counts of sexual assault and two counts of breaching a sexual harm prevention order.

    I’m impressed at how quickly this all happened.

  2. … the guy must be crazy.
    Not maing excuses for him at all, but, of all the places and times to commit ANY crime, let alone one guaranteed to grab so much attention (as opposed to, idk, grabbing a handbag and running off or pickpocketing)… i suppose if one was homeless, this would be a fast-track to having a roof over your head.

  3. > Two mourners queueing to pay their respects to the Queen were allegedly sexually assaulted by a man who dived into the River Thames to escape

    “Man combines all of 2022’s news stories into one action”

  4. Not that I wish to detract from the seriousness of the crime, but statistically this was bound to happen. Sexual assault is disturbingly common, and in a large city like London, double so.

    I am expecting 5 deaths and one birth at a minimum out of this crazy queue.

  5. What the fuck is wrong with people? Can we just have one day in this shit hole country, where the fucking weirdos stay indoors?

    So he flaps his cock out and then jumps in the Thames? Dude must be a fan of The Deep from The Boys. Probably catch him buggering a Jellyfish in the local aquarium.

    Edit: What he did was definitely SA.

  6. To everyone trying to say this is some sort of sign about how sexual assault is completely commonplace in the UK, this man jumped in the Thames after flashing his penis to two ladies. I.e. signs point to severe mental health issues.

    Did you think that gathering a random assortment of 750,000 people from across the UK wasn’t going to drag up a few wrong uns?

    Yes, it should be safe to go everywhere. Given that so far 2 out of 750,000 people have been flashed from a distance by a man running away and that’s as far as it goes, I’d say you clearly have an agenda if you’re trying to make this some sort of commentary on society and women being unsafe.

    Downvotes incoming no doubt.

    EDIT: This comment went from +10 upvotes over 3 hours to +2 upvotes in about 30 minutes after a few people got involved. Suspicious?… Reddit can be a mess.

  7. Why are there quotes around sexual assault, implying that it’s not a real sexual assault… that was… literally a sexual assault. I clicked on it expecting it to be about wolf whistling or something

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