Was walking by the canal this morning. Seems a Garth Brooks fan dissolved over the weekend. Tags:ireland 31 comments Something, something…. friends in low places They cant handle rain much like witches the disolve funny garth brooks fan fact RIP..poor bastard. For some of us, tomorrow never comes. Looks like they’re gonna miss…the…dance. This image is so dismal. Something happened here. Crime scene. You can’t win Garth. If you strike me down I’ll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Turns out Garth was in fact the Second Coming, and only this guy believed enough to get raptured. Looks like someone got their bag stolen and the scrote has dumped the stuff He always was a melter He was too warm from standing besides the fire Probably that abysmal rockshore stuff they served at the gigs that did him in. The thanos snap is slower in real life than in the movies The applause at the end of the gig was rapturous. Don’t worry there’s plenty to replace that one. I even think they’re breeding ffs Youve got friends in low places . Stolen suitcase “where are the bodies Garth!” Drunken post-garth sex, stumbled into the night naked….. Free hat! Just the Rapturey After every performance, Garth strips down and disappears into the night, only to reappear at his next show. Invasion Of The Boggy Bachelors Unfortunately he was struck by lightning. **AND THE THUNDER RO_O_OLLED…** The Showman (normally show this at Christmas) They were created solely for the 5 gigs, I have never met a Garth brooks fan before 2 weeks ago. They don’t exist. Everybody knows that Garth Brooks fans aren’t supposed to be out in daylight! They’re like Gremlins! Hahaha on contact with soap and water Maybe Thaons has a thing against Gareth Brooks fans was just in dublin last weekend, so many garth brooks hat sellers, it was actually surreal Garth…what have you done with his body? Where are the bodies Garth? Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
After every performance, Garth strips down and disappears into the night, only to reappear at his next show.
They were created solely for the 5 gigs, I have never met a Garth brooks fan before 2 weeks ago. They don’t exist.
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Something, something…. friends in low places
They cant handle rain much like witches the disolve funny garth brooks fan fact
RIP..poor bastard. For some of us, tomorrow never comes.
Looks like they’re gonna miss…the…dance.
This image is so dismal. Something happened here. Crime scene.
You can’t win Garth. If you strike me down I’ll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Turns out Garth was in fact the Second Coming, and only this guy believed enough to get raptured.
Looks like someone got their bag stolen and the scrote has dumped the stuff
He always was a melter
He was too warm from standing besides the fire
Probably that abysmal rockshore stuff they served at the gigs that did him in.
The thanos snap is slower in real life than in the movies
The applause at the end of the gig was rapturous.
Don’t worry there’s plenty to replace that one. I even think they’re breeding ffs
Youve got friends in low places .
Stolen suitcase
“where are the bodies Garth!”
Drunken post-garth sex, stumbled into the night naked…..
Free hat!
Just the Rapturey
After every performance, Garth strips down and disappears into the night, only to reappear at his next show.
Invasion Of The Boggy Bachelors
Unfortunately he was struck by lightning.
**AND THE THUNDER RO_O_OLLED…**
The Showman (normally show this at Christmas)
They were created solely for the 5 gigs, I have never met a Garth brooks fan before 2 weeks ago. They don’t exist.
Everybody knows that Garth Brooks fans aren’t supposed to be out in daylight! They’re like Gremlins!
Hahaha
on contact with soap and water
Maybe Thaons has a thing against Gareth Brooks fans
was just in dublin last weekend, so many garth brooks hat sellers, it was actually surreal
Garth…what have you done with his body?
Where are the bodies Garth?