Hes wearing platform shoes and is using the baggy jeans to cover the heels i reckon
Looks like his feet are swollen
It’s cos he has hooves
He’s a strange fish is Simon. He’s made some odd t-shirt related decisions in the past too.
He’s always fascinated me in this era of cancel culture. In the age of digging through peoples’ social media to unleash supposed past transgressions on the world, all of Cowell’s offences are recorded on camera.
I’ve seen him on the X-Factor years ago say things like (to a woman): “you look like a man dressed as a woman”, yet no lynch mobs have come for him. Weird.
I hate how this applies to me. It’s so stupid I can’t not laugh. The internet ruined a lot of people
Were his feet drawn by Rob Liefeld?
You’re doin a bit o the music mogulling you are?
Crazy bitta business
Dressed like he’s in queue for a midlands nightclub
I’m missing the joke here. He’s got small feet? He’s wearing lifts? All the ways you can make fun of him and it’s his feet people go for?
He’s only gonna wreck the bottom of then jeans… Great Simon Cowell just made me sound like me ma…
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Reminds me of the witches shoes poking out from Dorothy’s house.
He Hiles
Ohhhhh my those are tiny feets! 🤣🤣🤔
Petite Feet, feminine step. Sounds like a lady when he’s walking in the room. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDg0dklwW5g
Oh yeah, if you’re not sure what I mean by Shlug you need to familiarise yourself with the man Shlug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TOKgT9wseU
Hes wearing platform shoes and is using the baggy jeans to cover the heels i reckon
Looks like his feet are swollen
It’s cos he has hooves
He’s a strange fish is Simon. He’s made some odd t-shirt related decisions in the past too.
He’s always fascinated me in this era of cancel culture. In the age of digging through peoples’ social media to unleash supposed past transgressions on the world, all of Cowell’s offences are recorded on camera.
I’ve seen him on the X-Factor years ago say things like (to a woman): “you look like a man dressed as a woman”, yet no lynch mobs have come for him. Weird.
I hate how this applies to me. It’s so stupid I can’t not laugh. The internet ruined a lot of people
Were his feet drawn by Rob Liefeld?
You’re doin a bit o the music mogulling you are?
Crazy bitta business
Dressed like he’s in queue for a midlands nightclub
I’m missing the joke here. He’s got small feet? He’s wearing lifts? All the ways you can make fun of him and it’s his feet people go for?
He’s only gonna wreck the bottom of then jeans… Great Simon Cowell just made me sound like me ma…