‘Dob in your dinner guests’: Policing Minister Kit Malthouse says Christmas partygoers should call the POLICE if someone smokes cannabis at a festive gathering amid Government drugs clampdown

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  1. My neighbour car got broken into.

    7 hours later the police turned up.

    I really don’t think that there would be any weed(or kit kats) left by the time they turned up.

  2. Three things.

    One: whos going to snitch up their friends and family?

    Two: does he think the police will have the time and manpower to give a fuck?

    Three: sort your own house out first Kit, its full of fucking criminals.

  4. Everyone sees this new “war on drugs” as the blatant distraction technique it is right? The government doesn’t actually care about this, they just want you to stop talking about their own lawbreaking and corruption, and their mishandling of covid.

  7. Countries and states around the world legalising it, raking in money, customers are safer and have a lovely wide range of goods to buy. . . . here we are with a government asking you to snitch.

    Fucks sake, legalise it.

  8. I know a few groups of people that have admitted to drug use and illegal parties, police if you are reading this their address is 10, SW1A 2AA.

  9. Living in Spain and looking at these Muppets dealing with weed like this just makes me soooo appreciative that I left the UK. Country has gone to shit. LOL

  10. So the UK has finally hit Gestapo territory, eh? Getting people to snoop on their neighbors and report them.

    That said, imagine doing the job of petty crime policing for absolutely free.

  12. Would the police even show up? lol.

    Also whilst we are at it, how about mandatory random drug testing for MPs. Considering they make some critical decisions about this country, they should be prime candidates for testing. They can lead by example, or is it only for the plebs?

  13. How would it even play out if the police actually turned up? “Can I come in, I believe someone is smoking cannabis.” “No”

  16. So back in August whilst on the train, three teenagers attempted to attack me whilst I was 4 months pregnant. My husband held them back and took some punches. They were on drugs, were totally unprovoked, and just wanted to attack a pregnant woman. They yelled at me, and told me they wanted me to die during childbirth, and other horrible things. We reported this to the police immediately afterwards. We have given statements, my husband has given a DNA elimination sample (as they spat on him). The police are STILL waiting on the cctv. They are STILL waiting for the DNA to be taken from my husbands shirt, where they spat on him. I have a 4 minute video of us being attacked, and have submitted it to the police, and I don’t think anything has been done with it. The police clearly don’t have the resources to deal with it. I’m pretty sure what I experienced is far worse than someone sparking a j, getting mellow and enjoying some dinner. For f sakes, this government is so clueless.

  20. Hahaha ah good luck, ah with that. Also stop trying to shift focus to “the war on drugs” first off drugs won congratulations to drugs, secondly it’s just pointing a light at something else because everything you (the government) touches turns to shit.

  21. Next, turn in your parents to authorities if you suspect that they may have socialist beliefs

    They want us to dob in mates for having a blunt or two at Christmas gatherings, but you bet your ass BoJo will be doing crack off Carrie Simmons’ muff in a room somewhere at the Tory Party Christmas Party, while Gove and Raab ignore distancing rules to duet Fairytale of New York, pissed off their tits.

  22. In what way does calling the police on someone for smoking weed make the world a better place? It’s nothing but a waste of time and money that brings unpleasantness to everyone involved, much like the entire war on drugs, why does the government continue to be regressive on this when the general consensus on drugs, especially weed, has been going the other way for some time now

  23. Okay, in which case let gets everyone in the country to call the Police every Friday /Saturday night to say they have seen somebody having joint.

    I garatuee after a couple of nights they will be saying the exact opposite because 999 will be fucking swamped

  24. “The everyone-hates-migrants campaign isn’t going so well. We need a new angle, who do the general public really fucking hate?…Aside from us obviously.”

    ‘Drug dealers’

    “Excellent. We’ll rag on drug dealers and everyone will forget about our criminality immediately.”

  26. So covering up the cocaine traces news stories with a sudden anti drugs initiative? They’re fiddling with SEO again!

  27. Yeah no. They can fuck right off with this shit. Countries around the world are legalising cannabis, the uk itself is one of the worlds biggest exporters of the stuff, the hypocrisy is unreal.

    There’s no chance I’m potentially ruining someone’s life over a bit of weed.

  28. Don’t look at us here removing you rights and giving your money to our chums – instead shop your friends and family for minor misdemeanours for the good of the nation. The sooner we vote these clowns out and they scuttle off to their tax havens so we can rebuild this country the better.

  30. £300 million. So that’s

    – £400 on a few posters
    – £70 on a sea shanty (the kids are into sea shanties atm)
    – £5000 on a TV advert
    – the rest to the company they own with their local barman to come up with a catchy 3 word slogan.

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