People are flocking to the passport officies across Kaliningrad (new citisens receive pasports after chugging a pitcher of Pilsener)

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  2. I heard from my pal in Podlasie that some people from Kaliningrad have been mass appearing there

  3. I don’t know what is happening in Kaliningrad and at this point I am too afraid too ask.

  5. Czechs started building Beerstream 1 from Praha to Kaliningrad via Warsaw. Where can I sign petition so it goes via Gdańsk??? Is it possible to connect it to my house? How much for hectoliter of Pilsner? I have so many questions…

  6. Latest news is also out, that the critical resource provision system will be ready within the next three weeks. The new pipeline called „Beerstream I” will go through Poland with a nominal capacity of 240’000 liters per day.

  7. Hope that the sea around Kralovec is shallow. Given to Czech habit die in great numbers in Slovakia Tatras and Croatia beaches.

    If it’s deep … that will be shitshow….. worse than Lemmings.

  8. Imagine bit more serious approach but still in a [Český sen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czech_Dream) way – one day a delegation from Praha appears, says the deal is done and they’re expecting oblast gov’t to leave in 12hrs and they do. UN accepts the annexation, Kremlin goes bananas but can’t do a shit because of loses in Ukraine. Kaliningrad becomes Královec; in time nukes are repurposed into nuclear fuel (no idea if that’s actually possible but that’d be good idea I guess, I hope) and new NPP is being already discussed, the remaining Russian population either flees further on the west or naturalizes because knedlíky are way too good. Královecký kraj invites Ukrainians so they could live up until they can rebuild the country. Oh and Putin along with rest of his followers dies somewhere in the deepest Moscow metro-shelters because he can’t handle whole bamboozling

  9. My roommate and I have been joking the locals will start wearing leaderhosen, pretend to speak german and ask to be “annexed” back.

  10. Just fyi for Putin, Poland would literally take Kaliningrad in a day, hell, chances are they would surrender outright.

    I’m surprised we even allow russia to keep it, maybe we should organise an actual referendum and see if they want in?

  11. What if I already have a passport? Do I still get the beer?

  13. Didn’t this used to be Lithuania? That’s where my grandfather’s name came from? I’m so confused.

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