Tory MPs question Kwasi Kwarteng’s future as market turmoil continues

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  1. Conspiracy – what if Truss is secretly still a raging lib dem and has been playing the Trojan horse long game to unseat the Tories?

  2. There seems to be a trend in the Conservative party for its leaders to wreck the country and go AWOL. It wouldn’t surprise me if Truss had decided to go on holiday to Greece.

  3. One theory doing the rounds is that Liz is carrying Kwazi’s illegitimate lovechild and they have eloped to a Ukrainian love nest with all our cash and joined the foreign legion.

    It’s unconfirmed of course.

  4. The Truss cabinet are at the end of the Crystal Maze. They are in the dome and the cash is flying…they are just grabbing as much as they can until the show is over. They don’t give very many shits about the electorate

  5. This mans gonna be a diversity hire next month as i wouldn’t trust him stacking bean cans at morrisons.

  6. His future is safe with a nice earner from the hedge funds he just fucked us over to give a few hundred million

  7. The tory membership who voted these clowns in are to blame. They’re too old, too provincial, out-of-touch and have too much power over the party. Had the leadership vote been left to the party’s MP’s neither Truss nor Kwarteng would have been in the running. If they are to survive as a party they will have to change their constitution.

  8. >But one veteran Tory MP advised caution. “People aren’t stopping to think for a second about how ludicrous that would look, how we would be the laughing stock of the world if we tried to get rid of her now,” he said.

    I’m sorry to say that ship has sailed long ago, mate.

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