Queen’s official cause of death revealed

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  1. >The Queen’s cause of death was old age, her death certificate has revealed.

    >The document, published by National Records of Scotland on Thursday, records that the late monarch died at 3.10pm on 8 September at Balmoral Castle in Ballater.

    >The cause of death is listed as old age.

    >The document is signed by the Princess Royal.

    Saved you a click.

  2. So it wasn’t an accident when roller skating down the spiral staircase at Balmoral whilst being pulled by a team of corgis. How boring!

    ^edit ^spelling.

  3. Before I press the link I’m gonna go with multiple organ failure due to heart/circulatory issues which is a very common cause of death in very old females.

    Edit: Ah,, “old age” I’m guessing everyone was fine with skipping an autopsy, not surprisingly.

  4. 15:10 as the time of death.

    So she wasn’t yet gone when the Beeb had the black suits and rolling Huw Edwards coverage out on that afternoon.

  5. I don’t think they were likely to reveal it as anything other than “old age”. Only peasants have heart attacks and strokes and other physical illnesses.

  6. i thought there was no such thing as ‘dying of old age, as such.

    instead, due to being old, as someone else said, multiple organ failure?

  7. Just imagine if this was two years ago. Another tick for the COVID box for Boris and his cronies.

    Yeah, I know. Downvotes incoming 😂

  8. Well there goes my theory that meeting Liz Truss killed her.

    Can’t believe she was taken at the tender age of 96. A Shock.

  9. It was bone cancer that did for her. Not really sure why this can’t be published, at 96 you’re pretty likely to have some kind of cancer. Just the general rule that what applies to everyone else, doesn’t apply to the royals I guess..

  10. Doesn’t really tell us much. Old people still die of something specific, it’s not like the body suddenly decides “yep, that number is way too big” and gives up. I guess they didn’t want to provide too much info about a royal’s health.

  11. I hope when I die I’m such an elite being that I just fade away due to old age and not actually die of cancer or pneumonia. Queens so lucky that she just died of death.

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