So dedicated to social media likes that she took a selfie before washing it off.
I was sympathetic up until:
>I rushed to the bathroom and my son was in the shower, so before I washed it out I had time to take a quick snap!
What the actual fuck? I wouldn’t give a shit who was doing what in the bathroom and I certainly wouldn’t stop to take a fucking *selfie!*
She took a photo with.dog shit over her face? Brings a new meaning to SCAT fetish.
Gommo by name, gommo by nature..
(now wondering if the word “gommo”, for idiot/wally/durbrain, was actually used anywhere else other than my Essex town in the early to mid-90s.. I’d guess it may have had its roots in “gormless”, with “Gormo” becoming “Gommo” over time or when repeated by kids who didn’t know the root word?)
Nonsense, nobody would stand taking selfies with dog shit in their mouth. Tell me another.
That will teach her for getting shitfaced in the afternoon
Why would think before washing dog poo out of your mouth that it was the perfect time to use this story for social media?
Yeah this seems about as believable as the “I accidentally feel on giant dildo that someone just left on the ground” excuse.
The fact she took a selfie makes me think she has some sort of scat fetish.
Who the hell would want to take a selfie tho for Facebook
That’s so weird. I remember once my dog had a massive case of diarrhoea, woke up in the middle of the night and went straight into the bathtub which he hates going into. He looked so embarrassed when we found him, shit everywhere but we praised him for the good boy that he is
you’re laughing, a woman was in hospital for 3 days after dog pood on her face during afternoon nap and you’re laughing?
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So dedicated to social media likes that she took a selfie before washing it off.
I was sympathetic up until:
>I rushed to the bathroom and my son was in the shower, so before I washed it out I had time to take a quick snap!
What the actual fuck? I wouldn’t give a shit who was doing what in the bathroom and I certainly wouldn’t stop to take a fucking *selfie!*
She took a photo with.dog shit over her face? Brings a new meaning to SCAT fetish.
Gommo by name, gommo by nature..
(now wondering if the word “gommo”, for idiot/wally/durbrain, was actually used anywhere else other than my Essex town in the early to mid-90s.. I’d guess it may have had its roots in “gormless”, with “Gormo” becoming “Gommo” over time or when repeated by kids who didn’t know the root word?)
Nonsense, nobody would stand taking selfies with dog shit in their mouth. Tell me another.
That will teach her for getting shitfaced in the afternoon
Why would think before washing dog poo out of your mouth that it was the perfect time to use this story for social media?
Yeah this seems about as believable as the “I accidentally feel on giant dildo that someone just left on the ground” excuse.
The fact she took a selfie makes me think she has some sort of scat fetish.
Who the hell would want to take a selfie tho for Facebook
That’s so weird. I remember once my dog had a massive case of diarrhoea, woke up in the middle of the night and went straight into the bathtub which he hates going into. He looked so embarrassed when we found him, shit everywhere but we praised him for the good boy that he is
you’re laughing, a woman was in hospital for 3 days after dog pood on her face during afternoon nap and you’re laughing?