England exits somber mourning period to resume joyless normalcy Tags:United Kingdom 7 comments This is not Satire. There was a headline earlier reporting the Government saying: *”The rich deserve more assistance than the poor”* The window has moved so far that the Onion is now just a normal newspaper. Would be funny if we weren’t returning to crisis after crisis Hey look, we made it into the Onion. I’m so used to seeing Newsthump. Great article as always. Keep calm and carry on everybody. It’s just so nice to get back to a solid routine though. “normalcy” > Mortgage lenders halt some deals after pound falls https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-63041679 > COVID-19 cases rise in England and Wales https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-cases-rise-in-england-and-wales-for-first-time-in-two-months-12703974 Is the rest of the U.K. still mourning or something? I read this headline and thought that newsthump had a good one for once, but nope, of course it was the onion, it was funny. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
This is not Satire. There was a headline earlier reporting the Government saying: *”The rich deserve more assistance than the poor”* The window has moved so far that the Onion is now just a normal newspaper.
Hey look, we made it into the Onion. I’m so used to seeing Newsthump. Great article as always. Keep calm and carry on everybody.
“normalcy” > Mortgage lenders halt some deals after pound falls https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-63041679 > COVID-19 cases rise in England and Wales https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-cases-rise-in-england-and-wales-for-first-time-in-two-months-12703974
I read this headline and thought that newsthump had a good one for once, but nope, of course it was the onion, it was funny.
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This is not Satire. There was a headline earlier reporting the Government saying:
*”The rich deserve more assistance than the poor”*
The window has moved so far that the Onion is now just a normal newspaper.
Would be funny if we weren’t returning to crisis after crisis
Hey look, we made it into the Onion. I’m so used to seeing Newsthump.
Great article as always. Keep calm and carry on everybody.
It’s just so nice to get back to a solid routine though.
“normalcy”
> Mortgage lenders halt some deals after pound falls
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-63041679
> COVID-19 cases rise in England and Wales
https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-cases-rise-in-england-and-wales-for-first-time-in-two-months-12703974
Is the rest of the U.K. still mourning or something?
I read this headline and thought that newsthump had a good one for once, but nope, of course it was the onion, it was funny.