The actual human beings on bicycles get attacked, what hope would Johnny 5 have?
Unfortunately I think we all know the answer to that.
Unfortunately, I don’t hold much hope. Frankly I’d rather not see them anyway.
Haha these things would get battered.
100% getting vandalised 😂
They would only work if equipped with a flamethrower! 🔥
I would capture it and train it do housework/gardening/be a drinks table for me while I’m drinking.
We can’t have nice things
Saw these on ucla campus in LA. Thought it was crazy when I saw it and thought it would 100% not work in cork or anywhere in Ireland.
That there is free copper for sale my friend
Well the poor Brazilian lads who can fight back get attacked all the time. So I would imagine these will be destroyed for no reason at all
Wouldn’t work well out in the wild, but for areas with lots of apartments on a pedestrianised square and the restaurants on ground level, maybe they’d operate well nipping between buildings… but can’t say there’s enough business for it to be cost effective. Beyond that, they’d get booted off the pavement or crash into a parked car that’s on the pavement, or just stolen and turned into a sex slave
They would work during the day. But anytime after 6 drunks will just start fucking with them.
Nope, lifted and stripped on day one for whatever components a crack dealer will accept as payment
The north face crew would probably just fill them with coke and use them as mules instead of 14 year olds
We’d have them in the river in 5 minutes. I can see it now starting out grand and a month in theyll no longer provide the service in dublin 1 and increasingly limit it in parts of 2 and 8.
The poor thing would be raped and killed.
I put a jack-o-lantern I carved and nice beeswax candle inside outside my door on halloween last year and it was stolen and smashed within 5 min. 😭
This wouldn’t last a minute.
20 years ago I lived in Australia. Around that time that exhibit of cows painted like artwork (sorry I can’t describe it better) was doing the rounds around the world. If you weren’t around, the cows were set up in various spots around cities worldwide. They were really nice. They made it around the world, great cities and sh1tholes – no problems. Then they came to Dublin…..
To be fair, everyone said that Dublinbikes woukd get vandalised. Like 14 years later now and it’s been a success story.
There is no room for them on the narrow pavements, so probably not.
They wouldn’t work here. They’re made for countries where footpaths are level, not full of holes and mysterious humps, not blocked by telephone poles and those random metal boxes and, most importantly, where people don’t park on the path.
If humans in wheelchairs can’t get around, these things have no hope.
They’d be on fire arriving at your gaff if at all
Lived in a US city where these were all the rage but didn’t last long because it wasn’t economically viable. The company would have to send a minder with it to “guide” it as it would get stuck in between gaps in the footpath or hit poles etc
The delivery guys will get your shit food to you faster by ignoring all the rules of the road while our rate of obesity increases!
Vandalised?! You’d never see them again!
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The liffey would be full of them
I saw these in downtown Toronto and had no idea how they survive. They’d last of all 23 seconds in Ireland
Absolutely smashed to shit in 5 minutes
Hear me out here, we take this idea but swap it out for the ones from robot wars and let them just wipe out the scrotes population on the way to the delivery
“Where is my delivery??… To shreds you say… And the robot?… To shreds you say…”
Well if I came out of a club and ordered food I’d sit on it for the journey home
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The actual human beings on bicycles get attacked, what hope would Johnny 5 have?
Unfortunately I think we all know the answer to that.
Unfortunately, I don’t hold much hope. Frankly I’d rather not see them anyway.
Haha these things would get battered.
100% getting vandalised 😂
They would only work if equipped with a flamethrower! 🔥
I would capture it and train it do housework/gardening/be a drinks table for me while I’m drinking.
We can’t have nice things
Saw these on ucla campus in LA. Thought it was crazy when I saw it and thought it would 100% not work in cork or anywhere in Ireland.
That there is free copper for sale my friend
Well the poor Brazilian lads who can fight back get attacked all the time. So I would imagine these will be destroyed for no reason at all
Wouldn’t work well out in the wild, but for areas with lots of apartments on a pedestrianised square and the restaurants on ground level, maybe they’d operate well nipping between buildings… but can’t say there’s enough business for it to be cost effective. Beyond that, they’d get booted off the pavement or crash into a parked car that’s on the pavement, or just stolen and turned into a sex slave
They would work during the day. But anytime after 6 drunks will just start fucking with them.
Nope, lifted and stripped on day one for whatever components a crack dealer will accept as payment
The north face crew would probably just fill them with coke and use them as mules instead of 14 year olds
We’d have them in the river in 5 minutes. I can see it now starting out grand and a month in theyll no longer provide the service in dublin 1 and increasingly limit it in parts of 2 and 8.
The poor thing would be raped and killed.
I put a jack-o-lantern I carved and nice beeswax candle inside outside my door on halloween last year and it was stolen and smashed within 5 min. 😭
This wouldn’t last a minute.
20 years ago I lived in Australia. Around that time that exhibit of cows painted like artwork (sorry I can’t describe it better) was doing the rounds around the world. If you weren’t around, the cows were set up in various spots around cities worldwide. They were really nice. They made it around the world, great cities and sh1tholes – no problems. Then they came to Dublin…..
To be fair, everyone said that Dublinbikes woukd get vandalised. Like 14 years later now and it’s been a success story.
There is no room for them on the narrow pavements, so probably not.
They wouldn’t work here. They’re made for countries where footpaths are level, not full of holes and mysterious humps, not blocked by telephone poles and those random metal boxes and, most importantly, where people don’t park on the path.
If humans in wheelchairs can’t get around, these things have no hope.
They’d be on fire arriving at your gaff if at all
Lived in a US city where these were all the rage but didn’t last long because it wasn’t economically viable. The company would have to send a minder with it to “guide” it as it would get stuck in between gaps in the footpath or hit poles etc
The delivery guys will get your shit food to you faster by ignoring all the rules of the road while our rate of obesity increases!
Vandalised?! You’d never see them again!
The Jawas have entered the chat
The liffey would be full of them
I saw these in downtown Toronto and had no idea how they survive. They’d last of all 23 seconds in Ireland
Absolutely smashed to shit in 5 minutes
Hear me out here, we take this idea but swap it out for the ones from robot wars and let them just wipe out the scrotes population on the way to the delivery
“Where is my delivery??… To shreds you say… And the robot?… To shreds you say…”
Well if I came out of a club and ordered food I’d sit on it for the journey home
Don’t send them to Cherry Orchard