Pound falls again following reports that Liz Truss has got out of bed

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  1. Apart from resign, the best course of action Liz could take to reassure the markets, is become a mute

  2. It is 100% certain to anyone with half a brain that she’s been a Lib Dem sleeper agent snuck into the Tories decades ago to destroy them from within.

  3. I think this article was intended to be satire but the current tragedy is it’s only a hair’s breadth from being true.

  4. Liz Truss is a remarkable person and she has proven many people dead wrong; things certainly can get worse after Boris!

  5. She is leading by example. She is grafting real fucking hard. She is thinking of new ways to fuck over the working and middle class every waking moment.

  6. I’m sitting on 120 Euros from a recent visit to Ireland, keep it up Liz, I’m going to cash them in at the lowest point and retire to an independent Scotland.

  7. ELI5. – I have a serious question, I am not from the UK. Is she really that bad? Like, when you inherit a complicated situation that was probably mismanaged for years, is it totally her fault?

  8. Someone needs to tell her to walk from the hip and not the knee and to stop looking like she’s worrying about the headmaster judging her.

  9. In time, we’ll watch her appearances with glee, as more and more hairspray is applied, the hair incrementally looking more bouffant with every week.

    Time will pass, tourettes tics about *fucking unions* and *trickle down works, just look at the evidence* appear in interviews, as if out the blue. Coy looks and a coquettish smile into the camera when the news anchor mentions, *iron lady*.

    Bless her. And bless the established powers that be, who lord over us without a care for who you vote for. They can all be bought, or marginalised or removed one way or another and replaced with those that play ball.

    It’s a mafia crime syndicate run by sociopaths, with centuries of experience in accumulating stolen land and assets, illicit profits from slavery, drugs and human misery.

  10. My plan is to wait until one usd is worth £10000 then I’ll switch jobs for an American company and get paid in dollars.

  11. > “It’s been falling ever since we heard that Liz Truss was awake and brushing her teeth,” said Simon Williams, a trader who seems to sell money for money, like that’s some sort of normal job.

    The part about currency traders is might be the best part of this article.

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