Every Wednesday this fella rolls into town and does this before having a sit down lunch in the garage.

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  1. Is it the same time every Wednesday? I’d start making sure that there’s a car parked in that spot 5 minutes before he’s due to arrive.

  2. I have an irrational hatred towards people that “park” like that. The same goes for the cunts that park right outside the door, as if there’s no parking available, or they’ll be there for only 3 seconds. I’d swear to Jesus, they’d drive in the door if they could.

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    Lazy cunts.

  3. And he left his window open and all! A big open jar of honey could just accidentally fall in there so easily.

  4. I don’t normally condone nasty actions but this guy definitely needs the air let out of all his tyres. Do that a few times and I have a feeling he won’t park like a C U Next Tuesday again.

  5. Did you raise it with the management of the garage?

    I’d presume the garage has their parking management outsourced to a clamping company. Could you ring them directly?

  6. Was trying to figure out how i recognised the place. That’s the Castlecourt Hotel in the background.

    Hope he enjoys his Abra Kebabra, what an arsehole

  7. Lad was having a laugh for years doing the same thing outside a pub in Co.Clare.

    Finally one day someone who actually needed it showed up and couldn’t use it…caused a stink.

    Kid came round to the kitchen n asked for commercial Plastic Wrap or cling film, 1ft wide…. I proceeded to watch the father and son … wrap this man’s car. 1st wrap was around the both front door’s from the bottom like a bow. Then proceeded to engluf the entire car in a circle motion.

    Cunt came out at 8pm drunk as a skunk and as thick as theives as the whole kitchen was laughing at him trying to get into his car for over an hour.

  8. If there’s no badge I’d be posting a picture on your local Facebook community group if such a thing exists, the name and shame attitude that those groups have could be helpful in this case

  9. I don’t think he really needs to use those spaces. I also doubt that he really needs the air inside those tyres.

  10. Plenty of time to let the tires down, then. Ball bearing under the cap will do the trick in ten minutes.

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