Trade minister Conor Burns sacked from government

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  1. It’s somewhat impressive you’d think they couldn’t get worse and yet they just keep out doing themselves

  2. Oh thank god we’ve reached the bottom of the barrel…oh…oh my word….it just keeps going…it’s just a huge stench and it stinks

  3. For him to be sacked at the first whiff of misconduct means either it’s really bad, like charges being filed bad; or that Liz is on such shaky ground that she can’t afford anything remotely close to the Chris Pincher scandal.

  4. Hmmm cocaine in the toilet? Hand up a skirt? Projectile vomiting in a large hotel atrium fountain, due to dangerous amounts of alcohol and tramadol, which caused him to sink below the surface, and the vomiting acted like a turbine propelling him 8 feet backwards under water?

  5. Has the calibre of a UK government every been so low? Idiocy, incompetence and sleaze everywhere you look. I worked for some really shit companies in my youth, but, looking back, the appalling people working in management then now seem like a mix of Obama, Hawking and Attenborough compared to this cluster of fuckwits.

  6. He fondled another MP and whispered “you shall go far in the Conservative party” before leaving to slip into a naughty robe

    Edit: this was actually Pincher MP but I thought it was too hilarious not to re post

  7. Serious misconduct but no further details.

    Sigh, seems like we are going to have to guess based on what this guys looks.

    My money is on sexual harassment.

  8. Sacked as a minister AND the whip removed! He must have done something that really flies in the face of the Tory belief structure. Maybe he bought a rough sleeper a cup or tea or shared his baccy with a mate.

  9. Considering he’s a Tory I thought he might have been kicked out for showing compassion and empathy which goes against everything they stand for, but nope it sounds like he’s been kicked out for being a creep and a prick.

  10. Hear ye hear ye. Pm acts too fast to fire minister. As The predecessor was often too slow bringing about his demise!

    Isn’t suspension pending investigation the usual behaviour?

    Knowing this corrupted incompetent bunch he is probably guilty. However everyone is awarded their day in court blah blah.

    We seem to have gone to polar opposites and it still doesn’t sit well with me.

  11. Truss might actually take sexual misconduct more seriously than Johnson, it might be the one thing we can credit her with. She is very dense but might be more aware of the horrors of sexual abuse by being a woman.

  12. Truss really is fucking speed running this. Collapsing the economy, fucking up public services and now a governmental scandal with firing of a key member. Next up the no confidence vote.

  13. it turns out it’s because he said something unacceptable to mel b (the spice girl) in the lift at the tory party conference. i’m not joking

  14. idk what this dickhead did but I really couldn’t care a great deal about dickheads getting sacked. Wake me up when we start handing out prison sentences and sharp drops with abrupt stops for all the horrid shit these guys keep doing.

  15. The Telegraph are saying that it was sexual misconduct with a younger man at a hotel in Birmingham.

  16. I will tell you what I want, what I really really want… and that’s to know what he said to Mel B in the lift 🤔

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