“I just wanna sit with my big fuckin’ sausage fingers and have the biggest sausage wank in fuckin history and just fuckin jizz all over Camilla’s wrinkly old fuckin doot.”
*chef’s kiss*
Looked like a degenerate cry-laughing to this in public. Thanks.
I’ll be godamned if that isn’t the most relatable thing I ever heard
Very funny. I’ve missed the last few but will have to watch this one.
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He’s not wrong
The man’s a poet.
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Doot… Haha never heard that before
That was very funny.
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Doot is such a good word
Doing fuck all is underrated
“I just wanna sit with my big fuckin’ sausage fingers and have the biggest sausage wank in fuckin history and just fuckin jizz all over Camilla’s wrinkly old fuckin doot.”
*chef’s kiss*
Looked like a degenerate cry-laughing to this in public. Thanks.
I’ll be godamned if that isn’t the most relatable thing I ever heard
Very funny. I’ve missed the last few but will have to watch this one.